Maxwell

I’ve literally never had interest in Resident Evil in my life until I learned there is an 8 foot tall large breasted vampire woman in it

Based on her size and gray skin color, she’s likely what’s known as a Tyrant in Resident Evil, they’re a sort of... a super-zombie, capable of incredible strength and resilience. Earlier models such as Mr. X were... somewhat limited in their ability to look, think and act human. She’s very clearly a much more advanced than her predecessors. Fun fact: She can likely shrug off tank gun fire, and even if you managed to hit her with enough ordinance to put her down, she’d probably be back up after a few minutes of regeneration.

I will never find out how much tank gun fire she can take because I’ll be only pressing the kiss button

if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post

Overwatch group names are dull as fuck so Im gonna spice it up

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

Life found a way…

My god this is the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week

*slams hands on table*