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Ugh i wanna vent but I'm not that type of person...

Jk I'm totally that person

I hate myself and I know I'll never be good enough for me or anyone else because I'm just an awful person in every way.

#vent #therapy wont fix me #i hate myself #living is hard

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I was gonna write a post about the quickest way to give me a panic attack but then it started to overwhelm me just typing about it.

#i have issues

konoko

most of time I'm very very shy, so i'll never start a conversation. doesn't matter how interesting that person seems to me.

being like this makes me think that i missed many opportunities in life and that makes me feel very sad.

Sometimes I feel like nothing is real and I'm in a constant state of psychosis and everything's a hallucination.

#am i real #nothing feels real #is anything real

My favourite snacks

-watermelon and double cream (or any fruit really)

-peanut butter and chocolate chips

-oat pancakes

-oat banana cookies

-apples with cinnamon

-fruit and nut mix

-lime or lemon soaked grapes

-greek yoghurt and berries

-protein bars

-baked oats

#snacks #food #i love food #im watching you

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I basically eat like 4 meals a day with lots of snacks and I'm a size S

Imagine how skinny I could be if I didn't eat

#should i?#still fat #i wanna lose weight

Oh my god I wish I didn't have ears I'll never be able to unhear my parents talking about being intimate please kill me now I'm being serious I feel ill I want to tear my eardrums and eyeballs out and pretend i don't exist

#i hate everything #why god why #please kill me

If I ever became famous I'd probably just quit.

Too much effort y'know?

#is that an option?#maybe i should set up an onlyfans #gonna sell my feet pics #i want money

You ever over do it while exercising and so know you're stuck doing the stanky leg when you walk?

#exercise #my legs hurt #cba to tag

kendallroyvevo

scrunching my face real hard rn

deathwarlock

agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.

Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.

drew-dopamine

Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL

AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!

Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt

drew-dopamine

great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT

junejasprose-addict

Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?

sno-fitzroy-the-85th

HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH

thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra

hey dude

thee-radio-host-is-a-kookaburra

they didn’t take the chill pill

error-404-fuck-not-found

22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you

headspace-hotel

Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal

spacelazarwolf

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????

clarissamansplainsitall

catgirlfunctor

This is one of the funniest takes I've read, and I've read a lot

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Why am I getting recommended Spanish posts I don't even understand Spanish. all I know is tengo hambre and I don't even know what that means.

I need to fart

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The saddest thing i've ever thought is that I don't need a relationship I can just fantasize and that can be enough.

#i need human interaction #im so lonely #please just hold me

Got a pocket full of peanuts because I love shoving nuts in my mouth

#peanuts #in #my #mouth

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