Run before it's too late

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i just remembered this time my aunt was mediating a fight between me and my mom so she asked us to think of compliments for each other to remind us how much we love and respect each other and one of my mom’s compliments for me was “it’s very kind of you to date so many short feminine men.”

well? was she right?

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

“People don’t use tumblr for clout” incorrect people will try to sell books on here if their cats look funny enough