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Me to Bucky while writing the next chapter of An Owed Debt…

Simon: Four leaf clover, make a wish!

Raphael: Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.

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Alec: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish?

Jace: Alec, I've never had a death wish. It's just that I don't believe that I can die.

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Clary: Am I right, Alec?

Alec: I'm almost certain you're not, but to be fair, I wasn't listening.

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Jace: Clary, you look ravishing this evening.

Clary: Aww, thanks.

Alec: Magnus, all your facial parts are in the right place.

Magnus: Thanks, Alec.

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Clary: I have a date, too.

Simon: Who is it? What's his name?

Clary: His name... is not important. What's important is he's better than you in every conceivable way.

Simon: Damn, Clary, that could be anybody!

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Magnus (To Clary and Simon): You can do this. I have complete faith in you.

(Later)

Magnus: There's a 30% chance they'll both die.

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Madzie: Magnus, what's a 69?

Magnus: Well Madzie, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5, 6, 7, 8! (Breaks into a jazz number)

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Simon: From now on, we will be using codenames

Simon: Clary- been there, done that

Simon: Maia is currently doing that

Simon: Izzy is it happened once in a dream

Simon: Magnus- if i had to pick a dude

Simon: And Alec... eagle two.

Alec: Oh thank god

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Alec: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-

Jace: And then I ignore you? Yeah.

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Luke: Put some pants on.

Magnus: Fuck you! This is my house. I make the rules. You take your clothes off. Alec, go get the twister mat.

Luke: Are you high?

Magnus: A little.

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You should listen to me! I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed!

Jace Wayland

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Clary: Okay good, we've got a wide skill set for any post-apocalyptic scenario.

Alec: I'm good at archery and kinda want to die.

Simon: I can use my glasses to start a fire.

Magnus: I can get us through alien-controlled neighborhoods.

Jace: Izzy will be some sort of queen in the new society.

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Alec: You know, anyone but me would punch you right in the head.

Jace: Which is why you're my friend!

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Magnus: This plan will require using Jace's greatest strength...

Jace: My hair? My eyes?

Magnus: Your obnoxious personality.

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Luke: Hey guys, guess what number I'm thinking of.

Magnus: 420?

Luke: No, and that's really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.

Simon: 69?

Luke: Yeah it was 69.

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