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*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Tuesday, February 4th: Hello everyone, I’m Gemma and I’ve had to remake this post as I accidentally deleted the original, and I still desperately need help. 

As most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits (U.C & Housing Benefit) being revoked, under the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And due to my mental health and some unfortunate DWP mess-ups, my benefits have been on and off sanctions for over a year now.

*currently my benefit is sanctioned due to my doctor and unemployment advisors’ negligence in handling my medical certificates.*

The only good news is that I finally received the results of the medical assessment that I attended in late September through the DWP *above*. Unfortunately, the results weren’t what I was hoping for, and I will be appealing the decision, but at least the DWP has realized that I do have mental and physical health issues.   I suffer from endogenous depression (persistent low moods) and extreme fatigue, I have been on 4 different types of anti-depressants without much help, and I am also trying to apply for PIP/ESA

And due to the sanctions, I am usually drowning in red notices as I only get £128 per month and it isn’t enough to cover my rent and bills. This has made it incredibly difficult to survive each month, and with no other income, I constantly have to decide on getting food or paying bills, leaving me in heavy debt.

Previous donations have gone to help me pay my rent and some of my most urgent bills. However, I still need help to pay my bills for this month and my overdue bills from last month which have caused my bank account to go into an overdrawn state (above), and I also have groceries to get and it would really mean a lot to me if I could get some help. My goal to pay off all of this is £600!!

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling.

Thank you for your help 💖

If anyone can spare anything at all to help, even if it’s just a £1/$1 or a reblog, it would mean so, so much to me.

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BOTH OF THOSE QUESTIONS ARE TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO ANSWER PROPERLY BUT FOR A VAST OVERSIMPLIFICATION:

the entirely too short answer: you can guillotine the god of capitalism metaphorically but until you entirely eradicate the concept of capitalism in practice belief and culture it will still feed on its believers

One of them was:

- Double shot almond milk latte

- Six pumps of the sugar free hazlenut syrop

- coat the top foam with a full cm of cinnamon and nutmeg

- hide that under whipped cream

The Double Endoscopy.

- Frappe cream base - half portion of Ice - Strawberry Concentrate - Eight pumps of the seasonal valentines day sugarfree cherry syrup - quadruple portion of the seasonal caramel latte rock salt, which is just rock salt - blend on high

This drink. This vile fucking stew, remains to this day one of the worst things I have ever put inside my body.

It got the name because when you need an endoscopy, you have to take a prep medication that “cleans you out“ by basically making you shit yourself inside out for a day, and according to my coworkers, the drink we had concocted tasted like that medication, but worse.

To start, halving the ice gives it this texture like a slushie you left out in the sun. The strawberry concentrate is always watered down by about 60% when we put it in actual drinks because its incredibly strong, and is overpoweringly tart when you just drink it straight.

The thing about the cherry syrup is that its already disgusting on its own. Cherry is not something you want to mix with coffee and why the higher ups though it was a good idea is beyond me. The syrup barely even tasted like cherries. It actually tasted a lot like nyquil. But we didnt use the cherry syrup in the double endoscopy. We used the sugar free cherry syrup, which tasted like the bastard lovechild of cherry nyquil and gum that you had been chewing for an entire day. For the entire month of febuary we sold maybe a dozen of the cherry drinks, and so for the entirety of march we had these two bottles of syrup that tasted like if there was a slur for cherries.

But what really flipped this drink over the edge, and the reason why it stayed the champion at the peak of our mountain of culinary hubris, was partly because the contest ended after I got fired for giving away stale muffins for free, but was almost entirely due to the salt.

Okay I can see why some people might want this...

So, what do they actually collect and what do they do with it? Well:

Collecting my data? My biometrics and location?

You betcha.

And you will sell all that information?

Gotta make a profit ❤️

And how about information on my ethnicity, political standing, religion, criminal record, location, my biometrics, sexuality and gender?

Well. We will sell that too, but only to the good girls and guys 😊 We will sell your biometrics to facial recognition software and everything else to your government or others, that give us enough money 🙏

So if I am in a country that wants to target me for my ethnicity, religious beliefs, sexuality, gender identity or political standing, you will sell them this information?

In a heartbeat 🏳️‍🌈

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Do not use this Plattform. Please.

Every single review is 1 star, most of which mention phrenology or trans rights. There is only a single five-star review. This is it:

I’m glad I can do my part.

@thefierceking​ GODSPEED

YOUR FORTUNE:

“In some places, such as Nri, the royal python, éké, is considered a sacred and tame agent of Ala and a harbinger of good fortune when found in a home. The python is referred to asnne ‘mother’ in areas where the python is revered, it is a symbol of female beauty and gentleness. Killing of the python is expressly forbidden in these places and sanctions are taken against the killer including the funding of expensive human sized burials that are given to slain pythons.” (x)

And more thanks to kaijutegu: