Suburban Witch

Ian McKellen was not going to stand idly by and allow these movies to be heterosexual <3

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

Mothltav

walking up to random doors and tugging on them and saying "i can't. it's locked" out loud to no one to fulfill my dreams of being an adventure game protagonist

this is how I pack for trips

trying to do anything on edibles

One car to rule them all

“yes, officer. it was a blue…. car” “what make?” “…. yes”

This car wears trophies of its victims

sometimes being visibly queer is terrifying but sometimes it is the best and most wonderful thing in the world

when the person helping you at the store is also visibly queer, and they're holding it in but you can tell they're just so happy to see you. to say hello. or when you meet an older queer person and they are So kind to you, like they're determined to be a good thing that happens to you today. or when someone on the sidewalk picks you out of everyone to ask for directions because they know you're safe. when you walk past someone and clock each other and make the smallest eye contact, just to say i see you. thank you. we're in this together

Thank you so much for all the notes on these, please look forward to lots of fanart for Electric Mayhem when their new show comes out on d+, thanks 😩✌️

crochet is a stimming hobby that also produces cute handbags as a byproduct

you are the most right anyone has ever been about hobbies

Stim toys are for when I dont have access to needle, thread, pen, paper, paint, sequins, or bread dough and like... I'm trying to cut down on the amount of time I spend glued to a screen.

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

⚠️ Stop! Have you sexualized that old man today? ⚠️