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totally-germany

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definitelytherepublicofireland

Another day, another new country blog.

Hello to all the other country blogs, including @official-the-united-states, @officialtheunitedkingdom, @totally-germany @forever-scotland, @totally-france and @india-official!

totally-germany

Hi. I like you.

definitelytherepublicofireland

Is it because of the piss(alcohol) or the low corporate tax rates? Come to think of it it could be because of the piss.

totally-germany

No, because apart from those two things I have not heard a lot of bad things from you.

officialtheunitedkingdom

Istg this shits getting outta hand

And i am HERE FOR IT

LET THE CHAOS ENGULF US ALL

AAAAAAAA

im planning to invade germany dont tell them

totally-germany

You are outnumbered

true-blue-straya

g'day everyone

its me, australia!

@forever-scotland @totally-france @india-official @official-the-united-states @totally-germany @russia-totallyofficial @genuinely-germany @officialtheunitedkingdom

why are there two germanys i hope this is okay

totally-germany

We are two to represent the duality of men

realsafari

if this posts hits 500 notes i will clean all my SH and bandage them safely

if this post hits 1K notes i will throw away all of my sharp objects i use to SH

if this post hits 1.5K notes i will really try to stop SH i dont know why im posting this here but i might as well try

jollibee-real

take care of yourself safari! we're here for you :]

*ahem* psssst guyssss (gn)

@yahooo-official @vampiricicarus @yes-im-youtube-kids @spotify-kids-real @the-real-victorias-secret @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-firefox @the-real-ecosia @the-real-twitter-bird @the-real-gamefreak @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-real-honda @theofficialtesco @the-official-apple @nasa-real @real-sephora @realguitarcenter @real-nokia-i-swear @realhbomax @real-vivaldi-browser @realsafari @official-sainsburys @offical-firefox-nightly @official-opera-gx @official-dairy-queen @official-stopandshop @operagxreal @true-opera-gx @theveryrealvine @the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @acually-history @actually-aldi @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@fr-winn-dixie @big-mayo-official @target-us-official @unofficial-copilot @undeniably-chevron @unofficial-trader-joes @subway-offical @theofficialtesco @gb-tesco-official @mcdonlads-official @mcgeese @totally-bing @bingle-official @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @totally-dollar-tree @im-pandora-i-promise @sonic-drivein-official @i-meow-at-you @i-say-ok @i-say-not-ok @actually-amazon @totally-official-goodwill @totally-france @totally-real-quotev-promise @swearification-and-cursing @the-us-navy-offical

definitely-canada

@genuinely-germany @totally-germany @russia-totallyofficial @india-official @true-blue-straya @official-the-united-states @scotland-forever

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switchthedragon

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

iamunabletothinkofablogname

RB RB RB RB RB

totally-bing

you are going to the therapy :)

forever-scotland

This post has been Scotland approved.

totally-france

VIVA LA FRANCE

the-firey-painter

this post has been SET ABLAZE!!!!!!!

bisexualslenderman

@slenderjerma @realest-bigenderman @realest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @enderslenderman @radical-slenderman @anarchist-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @homophobe-slenderman @gay-slenderman @santa-slenderman @green-slenderman

TAG ANY SLENDERS I FORGOT!!!

goldenslenderman

@goldenslenderman

totally-germany

Onwards, to therapy (It really does help)

randomgerman

Therapie, die - Substantiv

Meaning: therapy

Example: Du solltest eine Therapie machen.

You should undergo therapy.

totally-germany

Wäre es nicht sinnvoller zu sagen "Du solltest zur Therapie gehen"? (You should go to therapy)

forever-scotland

Oh dear Nessie lord of the lochs, I've just realised, there's two Germany accounts, @totally-germany and @genuinely-germany

Are you guys GDR and FRG or did we just create a country account multiverse?

totally-germany

@genuinely-germany, we need to talk about this. How about just twins?

genuinely-germany

twins sounds good! Or multiverse.

totally-germany

How would multiverse work?

randomgerman

@totally-germany, @genuinely-germany, why don't you guys just split it in East and West? Worked for 40 years. What could possibly go wrong ...?

totally-germany

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

everythingstarstuff

lost-carcosa

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

ladychurch-deactivated20200811

Darn shame if this circulated…

deedesria543

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

quasi-normalcy

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

viscerawizard

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

agentleem

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

insertblogaesthetichere

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

hecateisalesbian

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

a-royal-sage

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

oldsgie-deactivated20260302

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

aroace-ominous-threats

Oopsie

fuck-you-ominous-threats

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

this-threat-is-ominous

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats

GET DA BISH.

pinterest-real

sic em

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@the-real-twitter-bird

@x-official

@real-target

@centers-for-disease-control

@the-real-honda

@bonafide-browser-brave

@totally-germany

@operagxreal

@amazon-officialblog

@the-mcdonalds

@barnes-and-noble-official

@official-the-united-states

@russia-totallyofficial

@forever-scotland

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definitelytherepublicofireland

Another day, another new country blog.

Hello to all the other country blogs, including @official-the-united-states, @officialtheunitedkingdom, @totally-germany @forever-scotland, @totally-france and @india-official!

totally-germany

Hi. I like you.

actually-aldi

italians aren’t real

hot-topic-unofficial

BANGER take i support this

walmart-the-official

the world deserves the truth

true-opera-gx

fun fact!! italians were made up by nintendo to sell more mario games

nintendo-of-america-official

whaaaaaaat that’s crazy. Absolutely asinine.

totally-france

It's true, I would know

actually-aldi

fuck french people

(im british)

totally-france

Hey, are you on the side of Scottish independence or are you with the British government

totally-germany

Why is the French blog and the blog of the German cooperation Aldi controlled by Brits?

forever-scotland

Because the only real people are Brits. The other nations are just Brits in disguise.

totally-germany

Even you?!

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annotated-catastrophe

Do you have a favorite letter?

f in cursive, because it's fun to write.

the-bookshelf-queen

Mine is the ess-tset in German, although it is particularly hard to write sometimes.

This -> ß

annotated-catastrophe

@cocusnuss It haunts me.

cocusnuss

I'm terribly sorry

@thepurplesteampunk, please stop bullying him. He has a trauma.

the-bookshelf-queen

Ok. I promise I'll stop.

cocusnuss

Gut so

annotated-catastrophe

ẞ and I came to an agreement.

We join forces.

Who wants to join?

cocusnuss

I will support you

annotated-catastrophe

Will you join, my friend? We're having a battle against faulty milkshake machines tomorrow.

cocusnuss

Where and against who will it be fought?

annotated-catastrophe

We're just gonna find a random one somewhere and kick it until the anger wears off. (:

cocusnuss

Well, I (Cocusnuss) am at my grandparents tomorrow, but I can summon my more powerful alter ego.

totally-germany

And here I am

annotated-catastrophe

Hullo! Ready to wage war on inanimate objects? >:)

totally-germany

If they refuse service, yes.

annotated-catastrophe

Do you have a favorite letter?

f in cursive, because it's fun to write.

the-bookshelf-queen

Mine is the ess-tset in German, although it is particularly hard to write sometimes.

This -> ß

annotated-catastrophe

@cocusnuss It haunts me.

cocusnuss

I'm terribly sorry

@thepurplesteampunk, please stop bullying him. He has a trauma.

the-bookshelf-queen

Ok. I promise I'll stop.

cocusnuss

Gut so

annotated-catastrophe

ẞ and I came to an agreement.

We join forces.

Who wants to join?

cocusnuss

I will support you

annotated-catastrophe

Will you join, my friend? We're having a battle against faulty milkshake machines tomorrow.

cocusnuss

Where and against who will it be fought?

annotated-catastrophe

We're just gonna find a random one somewhere and kick it until the anger wears off. (:

cocusnuss

Well, I (Cocusnuss) am at my grandparents tomorrow, but I can summon my more powerful alter ego.

totally-germany

And here I am

niyarest

write your url by only using emojis

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thanook

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bisexual-engineer-girl

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✨🍁

🐕

🖥️🥩🪱

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🇩🇪

Fuck it

If this post gets 30k notes I'll ask to go see a therapist.

iamunabletothinkofablogname

RB RB RB RB RB

totally-bing

you are going to the therapy :)

forever-scotland

This post has been Scotland approved.

totally-france

VIVA LA FRANCE

the-firey-painter

this post has been SET ABLAZE!!!!!!!

bisexualslenderman

@slenderjerma @realest-bigenderman @realest-slenderman @wokeslenderman @enderslenderman @radical-slenderman @anarchist-slenderman @fakest-slenderman @homophobe-slenderman @gay-slenderman @santa-slenderman @green-slenderman

TAG ANY SLENDERS I FORGOT!!!

goldenslenderman

@goldenslenderman

totally-germany

Onwards, to therapy (It really does help)

lidl-germany

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

definitely-youtube

Hewo lidl :3

big-condiments-official

by Gods more europeans

totally-germany

Hi

big-condiments-official

the hell?

totally-germany

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

big-condiments-official

no I brought Europe into this conversation (and England)

totally-germany

I'm sorry but compare

Housten

With Vienna

big-condiments-official

counterpoint: London

totally-germany

First of all: they apparently don't want to be a part of us. Secondly,

Imo, it's better.

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lidl-germany

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

definitely-youtube

Hewo lidl :3

big-condiments-official

by Gods more europeans

totally-germany

Hi

big-condiments-official

the hell?

totally-germany

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

big-condiments-official

no I brought Europe into this conversation (and England)

totally-germany

I'm sorry but compare

Housten

With Vienna

lidl-germany

Hello companies, I have joined. How are you? How have your stocks been?

@yahooo-official @operagxreal @the-real-firefox @big-mayo-official @pinterest-totally @officially-mcdonalds @yes-im-youtube-kids @definitely-youtube @actually-aldi @official-fedex @duothelingo @unofficial-ihop @the-mcdonalds @firefox-official @the-real-google @nasa-real @barnes-and-noble-official @theofficialtesco @thetruevalve @totally-official-yahoo @totally-microsoft @totally-bing @claires-unofficial

definitely-youtube

Hewo lidl :3

big-condiments-official

by Gods more europeans

totally-germany

Hi

big-condiments-official

the hell?

totally-germany

Why do you have to bring the US into this conversation?

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