Chloe

Qanon for white women who "don't get politics"

Strictly speaking, "ultimate" means "last", not "best". It's often figuratively employed in the latter sense to suggest that the thing so described is the final word on the subject, after which nothing more need be said, but if we're being real technical, describing a game or movie that was so bad it killed its entire franchise as the "ultimate" is in fact correct.

"cis" guy friend of 15+ years who's been he/they for the last ten or so responding to the estradiol shotgun pic with "i do still wonder" activating a kind of bullet-time response in me. girl come here i have a suggestion

she/they + new name on discord for the last week btw

YES... HA HA HA.... YES!

oh thank goodness

accidentally asked a customer today if she would like to "put in your phone number for amazing digital coupons?"

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

Arsy Yarsey is hilarious and will be joining my vocabulary but something about Basket-Making really speaks to me

“making feet for children’s stockings” is also such a fun and folksy euphemism

Omg the memories of playing this game ♥️ Just casually replaying Azure Moon 100x just so I could see the S rank between Byleth and Dimitri. 🥹 Though I love all of the characters haha *sighs* those were the days..

@mc-cookies

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

Thank you for bringing back calming cat, I had lost the previous bookmark for it!

BRING HIM BACK

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that