— do re memes .

yet another collection of roleplay memes. will primarily be sentence starters, but other types will also be found here on occasion. ask box is open for questions and requests.

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❛ __, i'm sorry. i can't take you with me. ❜

❛ __, where are you? ❜

❛ __, what is going on? are you okay? ❜

❛ open the fucking door, __! open the door! ❜

❛ you can't do this! get back here! ❜

❛ how long have you been up? ❜

❛ now, you know if you close your eyes and you lie down, that usually helps. ❜

❛ don't think being tired gets you out of our little deal now. ❜

❛ he's not out there. i promise. ❜

❛ i'm sorry, i just... i'm not ready yet. ❜

❛ i can't work this goddamn thing. ❜

❛ do i know you? do i owe you money? ❜

❛ what are you doing here, __? ❜

❛ well, it's nice to see you too, __. ❜

❛ this is not fair. ❜

❛ i asked you not to come over. ❜

❛ okay, i have a plan, and i just... i need you to go along with it and just not be in control for one second. ❜

❛ i'm not trying to control you, boo. ❜

❛ i'm desperately trying to tell you that you don't need to cut me off anymore. ❜

❛ what did he do to you? can you talk to me? ❜

❛ it just doesn't make any sense. ❜

❛ you're here with us now. and you're safe. ❜

❛ i'm not telling you to aim low. i'm just saying, explore more than one option, okay? ❜

❛ i think it's important to have goals, __. ❜

❛ no one knows i'm here. ❜

❛ no, no. sorry. you're not allowed to do that. ❜

❛ i'm just trying to do my job. ❜

❛ if there was a chance of physically being close to him, we would not be here for any amount of money. ❜

❛ i know i didn't hear you just say that. ❜

❛ come on, are you sure you can do that? ❜

❛ i'm an innocent man trying to do right. ❜

❛ you think we can salvage it? ❜

❛ __ will haunt you if you let him. don't let him. ❜

❛ that was the best time of my life, for sure. ❜

❛ let me see some of your work. ❜

❛ tell him to stop what he's doing. ❜

❛ he's not dead, __. ❜

❛ something tells me you know exactly what i'm talking about. ❜

❛ he came up with the perfect way to torture you even in death. ❜

❛ i was relieved... when i heard that he was dead. ❜

❛ listen to me. don't let him win by bringing him back to life. ❜

❛ __, i need to talk to you. ❜

❛ well, at least we have clarity. now i know what you really think of me. ❜

❛ thank you so much for carving out the time to let me know how—quote, unquote—"suffocating" i am to you. ❜

❛ not that i should have to say this, but i never expected any of that money. ❜

❛ __, i-i don't... i don't know what you're talking about. ❜

❛ if that's how you feel about me, don't ask me to bail you out of your personal life anymore. ❜

❛ if you're too stupid to know who the good guys are and too weak to get away from the bad ones, don't sob to me for charity. ❜

❛ someone is doing this to me. ❜

❛ you are suffocating to me. ❜

❛ i don't want to see you anymore. i don't want to know you anymore. ❜

❛ sometimes i wish you had died instead. ❜

❛ __, i would never. i'm sorry. ❜

❛ you need to calm down. ❜

❛ you don't need to be here right now. ❜

❛ where are you? come on out. ❜

❛ so, why me, __? you could have any woman you wanted. ❜

❛ that's what money and power buy you. people. ❜

❛ can't you just forget i ever existed? ❜

❛ there's nothing left for you to take. you've already taken it all. ❜

❛ do you think you could wait for me? ❜

❛ i don't think i have much time left. ❜

❛ thank you for being here. i love you. ❜

❛ you're like a cop, __, and you have this brute-force strength that is so, so comforting when i'm in trouble, and it is really intimidating when i'm not. ❜

❛ i need that strength in my life right now. ❜

❛ and i need you to believe what i'm about to tell you. ❜

❛ i found something that can prove what i'm experiencing. ❜

❛ you have to listen to me! ❜

❛ i have something that will prove he's alive. ❜

❛ tell me you don't think i did this. tell me you know that. ❜

❛ i shouldn't have walked out on you and left you alone. i failed you. ❜

❛ no, that can't be right. that... that's not true. ❜

❛ it's upsetting to see you in this condition. ❜

❛ i used to feel sorry for you. ❜

❛ but now... i can see you for what you really are. ❜

❛ you're just the jellyfish version of him. everything but the spine. ❜

❛ or there's one option, where this all goes away... ❜

❛ you should have known he'd find out. you knew him as well as i did. ❜

❛ he was always going to find you no matter what he had to do. ❜

❛ he needs you, because you don't need him. no one's ever left him. ❜

❛ it's time to stop playing games. ❜

❛ __, you don't really have a choice right now. ❜

❛ right now, you're a murderer. ❜

❛ but i can change that. ❜

❛ i don't expect you to make a decision right now. ❜

❛ you think you're learning how to beat me, so i'm gonna truly teach you something. ❜

❛ if you fight me, i won't hurt you. i'll find someone you love and hurt them instead. ❜

❛ __, don't do anything stupid. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter about that. you have to listen to me. ❜

❛ okay, listen, i need you to keep that to yourself and let me do my job. ❜

❛ just let me help you. ❜

❛ yeah, but as long as __'s around, you can't help me. ❜

❛ well... you look amazing. i mean, you-you've always... you always look amazing. ❜

❛ i don't feel amazing. it's all a lie. ❜

❛ so, i wanted to get us some simple takeout, but, of course, i started obsessing over what you'd be in the mood for. ❜

❛ my hand's shaking... you know, you're the only person in the world who gets to see my hand shake. ❜

❛ it's 'cause i need you, __. ❜

❛ i know i didn't treat you the way you should have been treated when we were together. but i've learned my lesson. ❜

❛ i would burn everything i own just to prove that to you. ❜

❛ i need you to admit everything that you did. ❜

❛ i need to know that i'm not crazy, okay? ❜

❛ and we can't start this with a lie. ❜

❛ but i'm not starting with a lie. ❜

❛ it wasn't me. i swear it. ❜

❛ why can't you just tell me the truth? ❜

❛ i need you to do this for me. more than that, do it for you, __. ❜

❛ i am telling you the truth. ❜

❛ i know that you feel like you're going insane sometimes. but i'm the only one who can help you. ❜

collected from chapters five through seven.

❛ another quick kill today! ❜

❛ i kicked those weaklings' butts! ❜

❛ you can praise me now! ❜

❛ do you have nothing better to do? ❜

❛ __ is being stubborn, so i'll go. ❜

❛ hey, don't follow me, jerk! ❜

❛ aren't you being a little overly self-conscious? ❜

❛ why did you end up tagging along? ❜

❛ come again? what are you talking about? ❜

❛ you have a weakness, don't you? ❜

❛ hmm, i don't like this tedious approach. let's just skip straight to the end. ❜

❛ i'll kill you! ❜

❛ so i suggest you fall back before you get in my way... ❜

❛ don't blink. it'll only be a second. ❜

❛ man, __. you're awesome. ❜

❛ i screwed up. it was a mistake. ❜

❛ i am amazing! ❜

❛ i'm dependable, adorable, unselfish, and i eat all my veggies. ❜

❛ okay, you're annoying, but now i know you're the real deal. ❜

❛ why do you want to be the best so bad? ❜

❛ i want to be praised every second of every minute of every day. ❜

❛ you can't work well without a little rest and relaxation, __! ❜

❛ ask and he shall appear! good ol' __, at your service! ❜

❛ ya' couldn't beat me in this life or the next. ❜

❛ you're trash, kid! ❜

❛ yeesh! that looks painful! ❜

❛ your head hurtin'? ❜

❛ the heck? you scared the crap outta me! ❜

❛ are you okay, all woozy like that? ❜

❛ you're pretty weird, you know that? ❜

❛ what the hell is your deal?! ❜

❛ don't force yourself. ❜

❛ it's the most delicious food that i've ever eaten... ❜

❛ i want to have dinner with you again! if... that's... okay... ❜

❛ come to think of it, should you even be out this late? ❜

❛ i just kind of... hate being at home. ❜

❛ i'm always alone at home and school, and i get even lonelier at night, so i go out. ❜

❛ you should stick to smiling. ❜

❛ my arms are tubes of goo ready to explode! ❜

❛ oh, man! __, you're late! ❜

❛ do families need a reason to sit around the dinner table? ❜

❛ i'll waste your ass. ❜

❛ "how a family eats is how a family acts" is an apt expression. ❜

❛ stop changin' the subject! ❜

❛ it's a shame that it's rather difficult to get everyone together. ❜

a mixture of scenarios and dialogue for nighttime shenanigans. tw for mentions of alcohol, substance usage, and suggestive themes.

( SCENARIOS )

[ BUZZ ] - our muses are drinking and / or getting high on a rooftop.

[ CAMP ] - our muses are camping in the woods, telling ghost stories by the fire, when they suddenly hear something scary.

[ CONCERT ] - our muses attend a major pop star's concert and fan out.

[ DANCE ] - our muses go out clubbing and start dancing up on each other.

[ DIM ] - our muses make cocktails and slow dance in a dimly lit kitchen at 11pm.

[ DINER ] - our muses decide to hit up a diner at midnight and order breakfast.

[ DRINK ] - our muses meet up for drinks at a lowkey bar.

[ DRIVE ] - our muses are on a late night road trip and have to make a pit stop somewhere questionable.

[ EMPTY ] - our muses explore an abandoned building and almost get caught by [pick: security / squatters / other explorers / something else].

[ FRESH ] - our muses decide to sit outside one of their homes for fresh air and a meaningful conversation at 1am.

[ GAME ] - our muses stay up until 4am playing video games in the living room.

[ GRAVE ] - our muses explore a cemetery / graveyard and find something spooky.

[ HAUNT ] - our muses explore a location that is notoriously haunted and have a paranormal encounter.

[ HIDE ] - our muses are hiding out together in [pick: the attic / the bathroom / a closet / the garage / somewhere else] at a party they didn't want to attend.

[ HIKE ] - our muses are hiking along a new trail and find something interesting / odd after getting lost.

[ MASK ] - our muses attend a masquerade (or some other masked event) and unknowingly become dance partners.

[ PLAY ] - our muses have fun at a playground at 1am.

[ RITUAL ] - our muses conduct a [pick: cult-like / pagan / satanic / spell] ritual deep in the middle of a forest.

[ ROOM ] - our muses are deliriously sprawled out in one of their bedrooms at 5am after talking all night.

[ SHINE ] - our muses are laying on a blanket in the grass and stargazing.

[ SHORE ] - our muses attend a bonfire party on the beach and wind up talking and walking along the shore until sunrise.

[ SNACK ] - our muses make a 1am snack run to the nearest corner store / gas station.

[ SNEAK ] - our muses are caught sneaking in or out somewhere (alternate: sender may catch receiver, or vice versa).

[ STUDY ] - our muses spend the evening [pick: studying / training] and accidentally get locked in the [pick: grounds / gym / library / school].

[ SUMMON ] - our muses play with a ouija board (or similar tool) at 3am and get scared by themselves or something worse.

[ SWEAT ] - our muses are laying in bed together post-coitus.

[ SWIM ] - our muses sneak into the community pool for a late night swim.

[ VENUE ] - our muses drink and get rowdy at a rock show in a small venue.

[ WALK ] - our muses take a late night stroll around the neighborhood / town / city.

[ WET ] - our muses skinny dip in a lake / pond once the sun starts to go down.

( DIALOGUE )

❛ it's hard to see the stars in the city. ❜

❛ can you spot any constellations? ❜

❛ can i get you a drink? ❜

❛ i'm so tired, but i can't sleep… ❜

❛ it's too late for that. ❜

❛ this is gonna require an all-nighter. ❜

❛ how is it already two in the morning? ❜

❛ gonna grab a midnight snack. you want something? ❜

❛ can i take you home? ❜

❛ did you hear that? ❜

❛ i can't see shit. ❜

❛ why do hauntings never seem to happen during the day? ❜

❛ first one to fall asleep has to buy breakfast in the morning. ❜

❛ are you still awake? ❜

❛ are you okay? it sounded like you were having a bad dream. ❜

❛ well, you seemed like you were having a good dream… was it about me? ❜

❛ hey! no falling asleep on me! you better wake up! ❜

❛ what do you think about when you're falling asleep? ❜

❛ shh! keep your voice down! ❜

❛ please tell me you see that too… ❜

❛ i think we're being followed… ❜

❛ who the fuck are you?! why are you following me?! ❜

❛ why the hell are you up so late? ❜

❛ getting into some late night mischief? … yeah, me neither. ❜

❛ can you stay up with me, please? i just need some company… ❜

❛ don't turn on the light! ❜

❛ could you at least turn on a light or something? ❜

❛ who cares? it's not like anyone can see us. ❜

❛ this place is freakier at night… ❜

collected from various clips and videos of roflgator's character, robert, and his friend's character, marcus. part one of ???

❛ stupid bitch ass. ❜

❛ i don't like this rock... __. it's pissing me off. ❜

❛ um, i'll just stand in front of it so you can't see it anymore. ❜

❛ isn't that what we all ask ourselves everyday? where should we go next? ❜

❛ holy shit... __, what would you do if i wasn't here? ❜

❛ you've saved my life again, __. ❜

❛ let's go get some fuckin' pistachios, buddy. ❜

❛ you gotta watch out, __. this place is a dangerous place. ❜

❛ aren't you a wanted felon? ❜

❛ i'm in agony, __. ❜

❛ listen here, __. i know you might be skeptical, but this one's a keeper. ❜

❛ what have they done to me? ❜

❛ do you think my kidneys can function in this state, __? ❜

❛ when he becomes two-dimensional, you must give him an additional dimension. you must give him the d to fix him. ❜

❛ why are you approaching me? ❜

❛ please don't yell. my ears. you're making me sad. ❜

❛ __, i think i'm spider-man. ❜

❛ i don't think you should be spider-man. you could be your own hero. ❜

❛ i embody true spider power. it's coursing through me, __. ❜

❛ watch this... spider kick. spider beat-the-fuck-out-of-you. ❜

❛ do you think spider-man just goes around beating the shit out of everyone that he sees? ❜

❛ rigatoni pasta... we'll make some together. ❜

❛ you think it's this easy, __? you think it's a simple answer? it's not. it's never what you think it is. ❜

❛ in the end, what matters? nothing, right? so you make it for yourself. you make your rigatoni pasta. ❜

❛ are you trying to say that everything that's ever happened has brought us to this point? ❜

❛ am i going to make it? ❜

❛ __, there is an issue. ❜

❛ i accidentally fueled my toyota camry with 1% low fat milk. ❜

❛ i've determined i can no longer utilize my sense of taste effectively. ❜

❛ we've been friends for a while. are you ever gonna, like, invite me over to your house? ❜

❛ oh, no... oh, we're out of time. ❜

❛ stealth tactical roll... sneaky, sneaky... didn't see that coming. ❜

❛ no, don't encourage that behavior. why are you encouraging him to do that? ❜

❛ no, 'cause if you pretend you can't see him, he's gonna steal more shit. that's what he does. ❜

❛ don't steal cigarettes like last time. ❜

❛ that's old times, __. you said you were over that. ❜

❛ hey, how have the hemorrhoids been? i know you got them real bad. ❜

❛ don't worry, i'll keep quiet about it. ❜

❛ we'll get you some cream soon, big guy. ❜

❛ they're malicious. i know it. ❜

❛ i crashed the new york stock exchange from the upstairs computer. ❜

❛ __, i have caused immeasurable damage to the deli meat section. ❜

❛ __, how did you find me here?! ❜

❛ there's a creepy clown here, man. i don't wanna do this. ❜

❛ what is this place? it's giving me the creeps. ❜

❛ are you sure we should be going lower? don't you typically wanna go up to get out of these places? ❜

❛ i'm glad i could find you in this suspiciously empty location. ❜

❛ where the fuck i am, __? ❜

❛ they are conducting medical malpractice in the employee break room, and will not let me participate. ❜

❛ they're making me pissed, __. and when i get pissed, i get rather irritated. ❜

❛ if i have to drive my 2014 ford escape with 196,000 miles, specifically directed into the establishment window, i will. ❜

collected from chapters three and four.

❛ it's crazy that they do this every single day... ❜

❛ they're on another level. ❜

❛ hey, don't you dare touch __! ❜

❛ what the? you don't know? ❜

❛ aww, somethin' wrong? ❜

❛ oof, cat's outta the bag, huh? ❜

❛ oh, man! that's so scummy! ❜

❛ ughhh, not only a sneak, but a liar! ❜

❛ i don't tell lies! ❜

❛ violence ain't my cup of tea. ❜

❛ i get scared 'round blood an' stuff. ❜

❛ if gods exist, they should do the work for us. ❜

❛ dealing with so many of them is a pain in the ass. ❜

❛ maybe i should just fill a permanent role as your husband. ❜

❛ there were a lot of enemies, but all weaker than anticipated. ❜

❛ not something you've given much thought to, i see. ❜

❛ no need to rush things. let's play it patiently. ❜

❛ who the hell are you? ❜

❛ um... uh... listen, i'm not suspicious! ❜

❛ i was just wandering around, and somehow i ended up here. ❜

❛ i swear i'm not lying! ❜

❛ you're... not lying?! even though you look so suspicious?! ❜

❛ quit crying! ❜

❛ how friggin' old are you?! ❜

❛ why are you crying? you lost? ❜

❛ you just spooked me when you called out to me out of the blue... ❜

❛ holy crap, you're timid! ❜

❛ what's with you? i can't tell if you're cowardly or crafty... ❜

❛ yeah, that's a lie. ❜

❛ it's rare to see you interact with anyone. ❜

❛ when do you think next time will be? ❜

❛ this is just my pet theory, but i think people are at their most fragile when they lose their status quo. ❜

❛ what if someone who you thought would always be by your side left you? ❜

❛ i came here thinking i wouldn't be seeing this side of you. ❜

❛ is it hard for you? has it been hard for you since...? ❜

❛ i think at first i was thinking we're not gonna make it. ❜

❛ so, stop asking me questions, is what i'm saying. ❜

❛ it's not the first time i've done that. ❜

❛ so, i like that about myself, and i like myself, and i have a lot of other great qualities as well. ❜

❛ just stay still for thirty seconds. ❜

❛ what are you trying to do with all this? ❜

❛ eh, you lost me. ❜

❛ hey, what're you laughing at? ❜

❛ i actually like the concept of having a dog. ❜

❛ oh, god, i can smell his face. ❜

❛ he's your best friend? don't you know any other guys or...? ❜

❛ you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take. ❜

❛ like, i don't even know what this actually is. ❜

❛ why did you decide... why are you here? ❜

❛ his whole body looks like his pants are off. ❜

❛ yeah, it's not the safest place to be. ❜

❛ just... *sighs* wow. ❜

❛ it's always what they say on the days when you have a really keen sense of being lost or losing something, that it... it often feels like the sun shines the brightest. ❜

❛ if i was somebody else, i would really be enjoying this. ❜

❛ i just feel angry that we didn't have a better goodbye. ❜

❛ wait, is this normal for you? ❜

❛ there's all these people, and... and we're all looking at the same thing, and we're all doing the same thing. ❜

❛ it's beautiful, and... and it feels like... i don't even know how to describe it. it feels like something. ❜

❛ he sees something truly elegant in the sky, and this is his reaction? ❜

❛ what a sad type of idiot. ❜

❛ do you think they could be out there? ❜

❛ sorry. i think i need a little help here. ❜

❛ you can just put the thingy on the thing. ❜

❛ how would you do it if i wasn't here? ❜

❛ there's a lot of times where i just don't get stuff that i need. ❜

❛ that, like, defeats the whole point of this. ❜

❛ there's so much nothing. ❜

❛ it's still a group of people, but it's an audience. it's not... it's not a community. ❜

❛ wow! okay, so it actually doesn't even seem that big. ❜

❛ i don't think it's a good idea because if we're... if we don't have, like, a plan, then we're just sort of flying blind. ❜

❛ it's just in case we get in a fight. ❜

❛ we're not gonna get in any fights. ❜

❛ you said it was dangerous out there. ❜

❛ you must let me out of here. ❜

❛ uh, i think i'm gonna cry. ❜

❛ look, you got a lot of smoocheroonies in your future. i can see it now. ❜

❛ do you think it's impossible? ❜

❛ i'm just hurt a little bit... but i'm okay. ❜

❛ please, just... just lean your whole self on me. put all your weight. don't worry, i can take it. ❜

❛ why wouldn't you tell me this? ❜

❛ we can't show this to __. absolutely not. ❜

❛ i'm not taking the risk. ❜

❛ we just had to work so hard just to do this, just to find new ways of doing things and learning how to survive on our own. ❜

❛ i don't wanna end up with less... than what i have. ❜

❛ but life's not gonna go on unless... if you don't. if you don't open up, right? ❜

❛ i'm not gonna be here forever. you know what i mean? ❜

❛ i mean, that's not part of the deal. ❜

❛ do you want me to be happy? ❜

❛ i like you brave. ❜

❛ you lied to me. i can't believe you lied, __. ❜

❛ all i want is for you to try. ❜

❛ i don't want to lose everything in the hope of something. ❜

❛ you'll break my heart if you don't. ❜

❛ __? please, can you shut up? ❜

❛ let's forget about being afraid. ❜

❛ it may be good, it may be not, but take the adventure. ❜

❛ don't use me as an excuse not to live. ❜

❛ but what if... what if everything changes... again? ❜

❛ well, i can't teach you how to sing. ❜

❛ i really don't know what to do with you. ❜

❛ uh, yeah, go home and think about it. ❜

❛ so, where you... you gonna go now? ❜

❛ the space in my heart gets bigger and louder everyday. ❜

❛ i don't even wanna do this. you're really putting me in a tough spot here... ❜

❛ i honestly don't know what to do. ❜

❛ yeah, i'm... i'm sorry. i was thinking about something else. ❜

❛ aw, __, you're making me blush! ❜

❛ well, all right, but do you see what happens? ❜

❛ come out here with me and shake that little tush. ❜

❛ you know, you're welcome back here anytime you want. ❜

❛ i found myself coming down here more and more. ❜

collected from chapters seventy-one through seventy-five.

❛ __ kept screaming all through the night. i couldn't sleep. ❜

❛ that's the only good outcome. ❜

❛ nope, nothin' in there. ❜

❛ YOU LIE! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ❜

❛ it's only veggies. don't barf. ❜

❛ hey, you gotta eat to live! ❜

❛ should we just go ahead and take that trip? with just the two of us? ❜

❛ so? why didn't you go with her? ❜

❛ why didn't i...? i don't know... ❜

❛ i'm scared to go to the bathroom. wait while i go... ❜

❛ what do you need this time? ❜

❛ i'm scared to take a bath. take a bath with me... ❜

❛ it's weird. this doesn't feel naughty at all. ❜

❛ i'm scared of naughty thingsss! ❜

❛ please... please don't hate meeee... ❜

❛ why would i hate you? ❜

❛ urrrgh! i did no such thing! ❜

❛ to make it up to you... i'll allow you to drink my blood... ❜

❛ how does that make sense?! ❜

❛ there are some things you gotta know, and some things it's better to stay in the dark about. ❜

❛ whatever's behind this door... i don't need to know... ❜

❛ do you still wanna back out? ❜

❛ i'm willing to accept that. ❜

❛ why the change of heart? ❜

❛ i got cold feet. ❜

❛ you've gotten a lot saner yourself, haven't you? ❜

❛ hey, dude! i cooked some super good grub! ❜

❛ 'tis a complete catastrophe! ❜

❛ i've been waiting for this for a long time. ❜

❛ that sounds like a conspiracy theory... ❜

❛ don't be ridiculous. ❜

❛ what was that you showed me this afternoon? ❜

❛ so, what do you want me to do about it? ❜

❛ well, aren't you nice? ❜

❛ looks like you're much different than the rumors say. ❜

❛ this may be the last time we ever meet. ❜

❛ if i just let you die, i have this feeling you'll start haunting my dreams too. ❜

❛ i also want to do everything i can to help you stay alive. ❜

❛ you aren't like me. you could go anywhere. ❜

❛ ohh... you like her, right? ❜

❛ why'd you fall for her? ❜

❛ __'s death was my fault. ❜

❛ i want the strength to change things this time... ❜

❛ oh, dear. __... did you remember? ❜

❛ it's probably more accurate to say they accepted it. ❜

❛ everything, even resistance, may be but a step on a predictable course. ❜

❛ i cannot simply surrender without so much as a whimper. ❜

collected from chapters sixty-six through seventy.

❛ __, you must not come. ❜

❛ i offer you all of myself. ❜

❛ your dream ends here. ❜

❛ __, will you save me? ❜

❛ not that it matters to me as long as i get paid. ❜

❛ you're absolutely sure __ isn't listening to this conversation? ❜

❛ be careful about sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, kid. ❜

❛ uh, are you an idiot? ❜

❛ i didn't anticipate you joining us. ❜

❛ i don't wanna be a murderer! ❜

❛ kill them. don't hesitate. ❜

❛ but how do you know that?! ❜

❛ i finally caught you. ❜

❛ is it just me or did you get even creepier? ❜

❛ i can't comprehend the behavior of fools. ❜

❛ hey, i ain't no fool! i watch educational tv everyday! ❜

❛ a fitting death for a dog who ignorantly wags their tail for __. ❜

❛ now stay still and burn. ❜

❛ will you please hurry up and die? ❜

❛ i understand your behavior patterns now. ❜

❛ you simply lack the intelligence to fully comprehend the implications. ❜

❛ can you imagine living your life constantly stalked by death? ❜

❛ truce is over. ❜

❛ you intend to use some kind of psychological attack on me. ❜

❛ it's useless, i'm afraid. ❜

❛ your attack will be as meaningless as trying to dye the ocean red with a single drop of blood. ❜

❛ are you even capable of comprehending that? ❜

❛ oh, there's no need to be so on guard. ❜

❛ and what, pray tell, is going to happen? ❜

❛ but "everything" as you understand it doesn't even fill one page of one book of this library. ❜

❛ you can only think of halloween until you die. ❜

❛ you can cut off all my limbs if you think i'll run. ❜

❛ i'll do anything to save their lives. even lick your shoes. ❜

action prompts for school settings. if you want to switch the sender and receiver, add (+ REVERSE) when sending in the meme.

[SNEAK] - receiver helps sender sneak into their dorm room.

[KICK] - receiver kicks sender out of their dorm room.

[AIRPLANE] - sender throws a paper airplane at the back of receivers head.

[SHARE] - sender shares their textbook with receiver in class.

[ZZZ] - sender wakes receiver up in class before they get in trouble.

[PROJECT] - sender is paired with receiver for a class project (feel free to pick a class).

[CHAOS] - sender and receiver mix chemicals for fun in chemistry class.

[LINE] - sender cuts in the cafeteria line in front of receiver.

[TABLE] - sender sits at receiver's table in the cafetera.

[FOOD] - sender throws food at receiver across the cafeteria table.

[BAKE] - sender and receiver bake the best food in home ec. class.

[BURN] - sender and receiver nearly set the building on fire with their horrible baking / cooking skills in home ec. class.

[SKIP] - sender convinces receiver to skip class in the bathroom.

[LEAVE] - sender convinces receiver to skip class at their dorm / home.

[BREAK] - sender follows receiver to the back of the school for a smoke break.

[PROM] - sender asks receiver to prom (or other school dance).

[HOME] - sender and receiver walk home together after school.

[TRIP] - sender attempts to trip receiver in the hallway.

[SHOVE] - sender threateningly pushes receiver against the wall in a hallway.

[FIGHT] - sender tackles receiver in the courtyard.

[KISS] - sender kisses receiver somewhere secret (locker room, under the stairwell, etc.).

[SWIM] - sender and receiver sneak into the school pool at night.

[BOUNCE] - sender hits receiver in the head with a basketball in gym class.

[TRACK] - sender challenges receiver to race around the track in gym class.

collected from chapters sixty-one through sixty-five.

❛ stop right there, __! no straying from the group! ❜

❛ we need to catch up with __ quickly! ❜

❛ friends with some rather dangerous devils, i see! ❜

❛ if they try anything, kill 'em. ❜

❛ i was playing dead! impressive? ❜

❛ gah, that really hurt! ❜

❛ they got away from me. ❜

❛ they'll get caught any second now. ❜

❛ this isn't like you. you've gotten crafty. ❜

❛ did being collared turn you into a real dog? ❜

❛ i lost my fangs a long time ago. ❜

❛ you should retire now, while you still can. ❜

❛ do what i say and i'll let you go. ❜

❛ you won't go senile if you follow the times. ❜

❛ the secret to leading a happy life in this world is that ignorance is bliss. ❜

❛ __, be a good dog and keep your collar on. ❜

❛ you all good over there, __? ❜

❛ STAY BACK OR I'LL KILL HER! ❜

❛ i don't want to have to fight you. ❜

❛ DON'T TOUCH __! YOU'RE FILTHY! ❜

❛ mind if i get a rematch? ❜

❛ a direct hit from you would kill me. your strength isn't human, is it? ❜

❛ yikes, i stepped on a nail! ❜

❛ i think something's got me! ❜

❛ i can't move! ❜

❛ there were times when i was hard on you, but it was all for your own good. ❜

❛ you're part of the family now too. ❜

❛ we're finished... ❜

❛ this... is hell... this is hell's scent. ❜

❛ is there a way to escape from here? ❜

❛ i-i feel like i'm going to lose my mind... ❜

❛ we're being watched... ❜

❛ the very instant we draw their hostility, we'll die. ❜

❛ i'll get us out of this somehow... ❜

part five of eight.

❛ all in all, it ended up being pretty cute. ❜

❛ did it feel good to be on stage again? ❜

❛ i guess what i'm trying to say is... life wasn't this scary when i had someone in my corner. someone i felt safe with. ❜

❛ your strength gave me strength. ❜

❛ whether you were trying to or not, you got me out of my comfort zone. so... thank you. ❜

❛ thank you for helping me realize i can do this. ❜

❛ i'm trying to be in bed at a reasonable hour tonight. don't let me get too wild. ❜

❛ ah, gosh, this is gonna come out dumb no matter how i say it, so here goes... i haven't felt this happy in a long time. ❜

❛ every moment that we've gotten to spend together since we've met has been an adventure, and i just... hope that we get to keep doing that. ❜

❛ i am also good at kissing. so that's a big plus. ❜

❛ gonna brew myself something black as midnight on a moonless night. ❜

❛ no, are you ready for the thing that we're gonna do today? the thing that you promised you'd do? ❜

❛ just... put on some "going outside" pants and let's get going. ❜

❛ is this because you still feel bad about dropping the f-bomb in front of your cousin that one time? ❜

❛ well, those kids really look up to you. i'm glad they have you as a role model. ❜

❛ what am i looking at here? ❜

❛ i think the more important question is, what does this art mean to YOU? ❜

❛ slow down there, __. do us a favor and keep it simple. ❜

❛ you say you could do that, but you didn't! ❜

❛ you don't seem to have the intellectual depth or the artistic skill to execute a piece even a fraction as impressive as this one! ❜

❛ art is the truest expression of the self and it seems like your self is bad, so your art would be bad! ❜

❛ friend, friend, he's not worth it. ❜

❛ i actually dabble in oils. i mostly paint landscapes. i'm not very good, but it's a nice way to pass the time. ❜

❛ friendly competition? this is perfect. ❜

❛ come on, __, you told me this was just gonna be some friendly competition. ❜

❛ i need to prepare my body, mind, and soul to defeat __ on the field of glorious battle. ❜

❛ whatever happened to just having fun? ❜

❛ total power move. why didn't i think of that? ❜

❛ how about the loser buys drinks tonight? ❜

❛ i don't think i'll need to worry about that. ❜

❛ i'm having a great time. i'm having a fantastic time destroying __ underfoot. ❜

❛ we're out here to have fun, remember? it's just a game. ❜

❛ man, even when he's trying to be helpful i feel personally attacked. ❜

❛ i've been lied to for so long. ❜

❛ it's weird how you spend your whole life trying to not become your father, then you wake up one day and there you are. ❜

❛ wait, what am i doing? why am i having this inexplicable urge to be vulnerable with him? ❜

❛ i am spinning a web of lies that i fear will one day consume me. ❜

❛ this is gonna become a whole thing, isn't it? ❜

❛ yeah, how dare that guy have some decency? ❜

❛ i love food. i especially love food that's free. ❜

❛ this is uncharted territory, __. ❜

❛ what if he's the one making barking noises and there is no dog? ❜

❛ i don't have a dining table. don't trust them. so we're eating here. ❜

❛ __, this is really incredible. you cooked this? ❜

❛ where did you learn how to cook like this? ❜

❛ i don't care about presentation. if the food is good, it should speak for itself. ❜

❛ thanks for coming. i'm... making an attempt to be more social. ❜

❛ i know i've been really weird lately, and there's just... i don't even know how to explain it. ❜

❛ i can't believe she would just... stab me in the back like that. ❜

❛ i'm not even that mad that she's dating __. i'm just upset that she lied to me about it for so long. ❜

❛ like, what did i do wrong? why did everyone just suddenly decide i'm not cool anymore? ❜

❛ why wasn't i enough? i don't understand. ❜

❛ __, your feelings are real. don't ever be mad at yourself for having feelings. ❜

❛ if the other person isn't putting the effort in to show you how much they care, it's not worth it. you're not beholden to being their friend. ❜

❛ whoa, how did you know i was about to knock? ❜

❛ crap, i shoulda' brought something. ❜

❛ __, how did you get so good at this? ❜

❛ i'm just here because i enjoy the company. ❜

❛ i've seen my own death, __. i know how i die. it's not like this. ❜

❛ and that's why you don't dance with the devil. ❜

❛ __, please. i don't get your obsession with competing against __. ❜

❛ he just thinks that he's so much better than me and he purposefully reminds me of that whenever he can. ❜

❛ is that what you think is happening here? ❜

❛ it's a good day to die. ❜

❛ i'm ready for glory. ❜

❛ if i fall in, i'm counting on you to rescue me. ❜

❛ wow, this is way tougher than i thought. ❜

❛ you're coming with me tonight, right? ❜

❛ now you don't have an excuse. you're coming with me. ❜

❛ wear something nice. i want some arm candy tonight. ❜

❛ you'll ride the rides with me, right? ❜

❛ what a coincidence that we all happen to be here at the same time in the exact same place. ❜

❛ if you and __ would just talk to each other, maybe you would see that you have a lot in common. ❜

❛ see, now i gotta turn it up to eleven. __'s getting obliterated. ❜

collected from chapter two.

❛ oh, __! you've gotten bigger, haven't ya'? ❜

❛ how's it going, __? you look like you're doin' well! ❜

❛ "too long"? it's only been a month and some change. ❜

❛ you're getting worked up over nothing. ❜

❛ this feels awful... making my skin crawl... ❜

❛ i'd much rather get cut in two than this... ❜

❛ your sense of pain is on the fritz, i see. ❜

❛ this is definitely in my top three most hated things of all time... ❜

❛ __... are you a genius? ❜

❛ no, you're just a dummy. ❜

❛ people have been going missing there for the past few days. ❜

❛ telling someone "be careful" when saying goodbye lowers accident rates, y'know! ❜

❛ holy crap, my nose is on fire. ❜

❛ this is the graveyard rumored to be haunted as of late. ❜

❛ question is, are you going there? ❜

❛ well, i can't say that i'm not afraid... ❜

❛ sorry for rambling. i just never had the chance to tell anyone this before now. ❜

❛ this scent puts my mind at ease. ❜

❛ every day was brutal and filled with so much turmoil... ❜

❛ don't worry about me. ❜

❛ once you're back on your feet, we'll go out for a nice meal. ❜

❛ maybe i just... wanted someone to blame me. ❜

❛ you ain't the one to blame. ❜

❛ i just think you're too kind and blame yourself for everything. ❜

❛ i feel better now that i have that off my chest. ❜

❛ you still look kinda' down to me. ❜

❛ worry too much and you'll start goin' bald! ❜

❛ i'm not kind. i'm just weak. ❜

❛ what in the world is that?! ❜

❛ i used to believe in stuff like that a long time ago, but— ❜

❛ choose not to believe if you want. ❜

❛ isn't there something—anything—i can do? ❜

❛ i did what i had to do! ❜

❛ i did what i did for you! ❜

❛ the word family has always tied me down and made me suffer. ❜

❛ you're not my family! ❜

❛ i beg you! just go the hell away! ❜

❛ dang, __. you can get angry after all. ❜

part four of eight. tw for weed mention.

❛ you're such a talented, intelligent young woman and i'm so excited to see what the future holds for you. ❜

❛ this is only the beginning, __. plenty more memories for us down the road. ❜

❛ oh, i'm gonna break so much stuff. intentionally and unintentionally. you're probably gonna have to pay for most of it. ❜

❛ this reminds me of the parties we used to throw. fewer kegstands, of course. ❜

❛ stress is a funny thing, __. i didn't realize how overworked i was until we got away from the city. ❜

❛ you're looking for balance. i admire that. ❜

❛ i'm trying to not feel guilty about doing things for myself. ❜

❛ lemme put on a pot of coffee first. this is gonna be a long night. ❜

❛ oh. oh, god. i tried so hard to forget. ❜

❛ any situation, any outcome, i can handle it. i sleep with one eye open. i am prepared to kill. ❜

❛ are you just making this stuff up right now? ❜

❛ my waning youth is showing. i am suddenly aware of my mortality. ❜

❛ i'm like a small animal. loud noises and large groups of people frighten me. ❜

❛ seems like you're a popular guy out here. ❜

❛ but it's times like these where i realize i can only be charming and funny for about five minutes before i run out of stuff to talk about. ❜

❛ well... i've known you for more than five minutes, and i still think you're charming and funny. ❜

❛ your friend looked lost so i figured i'd give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle. ❜

❛ you know i'm out of the game. ❜

❛ i just... have a lot of questions that i know i'll never get the answers to. ❜

❛ whew, i got really nervous for a second there. ❜

❛ i think it's one thing to listen to music and connect with it, but when you're in a room full of people connecting with the music just the same way that you are, that's magic. ❜

❛ i've never heard it put that way. that's really beautiful. ❜

❛ i can't believe this. i'm having fun! i'm a little mad that i didn't stretch before physical activity, but i'm having fun! ❜

❛ finally, i will be able to infiltrate their ranks and defeat them not only on the field of battle, as we have done today, but on a grander scale. ❜

❛ just goes to show you that punk's not dead, it just drives a minivan and has to hire a babysitter. ❜

❛ i mean, we were poor and we had to scrape a lot together just to survive, but i wouldn't trade those experiences for anything. ❜

❛ music like this builds an amazing community, especially in a town like this. ❜

❛ i'm hurt. i thought i was among friends. ❜

❛ i get... really nervous sometimes. talking to people. ❜

❛ i've never really considered myself an extrovert and never really considered myself an introvert. i'm just uncomfortable in every situation always. ❜

❛ you're actually easy to talk to, you know that? ❜

❛ i, uh... don't usually like going to these things alone. it was really cool to have you there with me. ❜

❛ are you gonna bring your laptop and your leatherbound journal so you can work on your poetry anthology? ❜

❛ look, __, do you want me to buy you coffee or not? ❜

❛ a piercing blow to my ego, though not one that will dissuade me from trying to impress you. ❜

❛ that might be the worst pun i've ever heard. ❜

❛ why do people still buy records? isn't it kinda' outdated at this point? ❜

❛ there's a lot of people who will try to tell you that vinyl sounds "warmer" or more true to the artist's intent, but really, i think it's just nice to collect records. ❜

❛ it's cool that in this day and age we have just about every song ever created available instantaneously on our phones, but there's something about holding an album and getting to see the artwork in your hands that i'll always love. ❜

❛ remember when we were kids and would have to wait around the radio with a cassette tape so that we could record our favorite song? ❜

❛ man, this is a little overwhelming. ❜

❛ if you were a milkshake, what flavor would you be? ❜

❛ if you could only buy one type of candle scent for the rest of your life, what would it be? ❜

❛ what's your favorite ambient sound? ❜

❛ what's your dream vacation spot? ❜

❛ what's your deepest, darkest fear? ❜

❛ i got kicked out of art school for destroying my paintings at the end of every critique. ❜

❛ now that you mention it, isn't it strange to think of all those weird, little musical memories? ❜

❛ a song is important to me not only in that i think it sounds good, but where i was and what i was doing when i listened to it. ❜

❛ okay, if it turns out it's the feds, you make a break for it and i'll take the heat. ❜

❛ you... realize that weed has been legalized in this state, right? ❜

❛ but we live in dangerous times. who knows what lurks in the seedy underbelly of (location). ❜

❛ right, now that formalities are out of the way, let's... make a deal. ❜

❛ let's all forget this ever happened. ❜

❛ let's head back to my place, yeah? ❜

❛ this is... not what i remembered. ❜

❛ should it sting this much or am i just a baby? ❜

❛ yeah, that would definitely explain why it smells like a pizza place in here. ❜

❛ wow, that seems like a life people only dream of. ❜

❛ i couldn't have done it without someone by my side. ❜

❛ it's just... i just don't do it. anymore. ❜

❛ it doesn't feel fun anymore. ❜

❛ i promised myself i'd never let it come to this. ❜

❛ i... will you... walk a gal home? ❜

❛ sorry you have to see me like this. ❜

❛ i am, as you know, a dedicated patron of the arts. ❜

❛ i thought you didn't know how to play anymore. ❜

❛ STOP BEING SO DESPERATE TO PLEASE YOUR HOT FRIEND, __! ❜

❛ YOUR UNENDING THIRST WILL BE YOUR ULTIMATE DOWNFALL. ❜

❛ what have i gotten myself into? ❜

❛ __... i may have made a mistake. ❜

❛ just... promise me that you'll still love me after this. ❜

❛ i don't know anything about how to play the piano other than it has keys and you have to touch the keys to make sounds. ❜

❛ no joke, __, i'm rooting for you. you're gonna knock 'em dead. ❜