your muse

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

wow, your pussy is the [remembering I'm in an airport] THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN MINUTES

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

🤫 an unemployed alcoholic is reblogging things on the dashboard, listen and learn

Takes a long drag of my nothibg

oomf needs to be sacrificed

Normalize saying “just as the oracle foretold” when things go your way

you are short because you're evil

i bet origami feels good as fuck if you're a piece of paper

I love being out of the loop #notmyloop

sometimes i have a thought so mentally ill i can feel it fizzle in my skull

big year for letting time pass you by

no i dont want anythign i just wanna be on this shitty dashboard with you

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