drinking evil root beer

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

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your cat was an honor to see in the window

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

count me outs

Adopting that immediately.

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving