*sad flute music*

(mutual losing their mind voice) guys am i crazy or does bloodletting actually work 😭

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

oh wow… how serene…

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

Who else literally does not talk

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

*cums demurely*

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