Gimme a kiss, chowdah head.

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

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#Flintstones #meme

Ya Ba do!

Not what he says

Ya Ba do!

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

this is the tumblr equivalent of “several people are typing”.

I need twenty

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already