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hottest girl u ever seen at the grocery store: yea im hoping these 12 lbs of cane sugar will attract lots of ants in my room

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

thinking about that time in college when i dragged myself out of bed and took 5 different drugs to wake up and haul myself to my 8am Artificial Intelligence lecture and could not concentrate at all because the guy in front of me was watching the unedited zapruder film on repeat for the entire duration of class

Pussy from someone at their wits end

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

It’s almost like all those people who critiqued assimilationism and respectability politics were right

[Redrawing of The Hermit tarot card as… The Kermit.]

This is one of those posts that I scrolled past, but then I reconsidered my life choices and came back.

I can see why someone would worship a tree. Not every tree but some of them tempt me to idolatry. Like... Anyone else get this

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost