Toronto's Squirrels

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

this could not hit harder if it tried

Hold on, let me look something up real quick

Yeah this is funny

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

"boy i sure hope i dont encounter any antisemitism" i say as i clock in into tumblr, the antisemitism factory

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”