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IT’S LIME-AGEDDON AND LIME IS BACK. BUT ONLY AT WALMART FOR A LIMITED TIME. I’M SO EXCITED I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK! #BRINGBACKLIME

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girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201

this post literally ruined my life

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person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: …

me:

leftboob-enthusiast

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

thesilencedmasses

*off-key kazoo*

alexander

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

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zozzlez

“I’ll DM you,” I said.

You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There’s a knock at your door. It’s me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice.

“Roll for initiative.” I utter.

neonprotagonist

picsthatmakeyougohmm

reserve

he help

hux-you-up-deactivated20201211

the menstruation crustacean

wilwheaton

It’s a period piece.

Me: Can I get a Coke, please?

Waiter: Is Pepsi ok?

Me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse*

#is pepsi ok #Coke #cocacola #breadsticks #shoving breadsticks into my purse #meme

agentpercivals-deactivated20220

it’s done lmao

tornadoallie

where do i get this shirt please and thank you

#christopher meloni #wet hot american summer #whas: tyl #wet hot american summer: ten years later #ten years later

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Taylor Swift is Santa Claus.

#taylor swift #reputation #look what you made me do #tswift #santa claus

ithelpstodream

cookie-sheet-toboggan

so is Victory

ashermajestywishes

LOVE TRIANGLE

bsparrow

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

justrollinon

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all

acciowine

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

krustybunny-deactivated20221129

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

spectrometon

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

quentineliot

Rb for that art doe

larvitarr

atemporalpainting

what the hell bulbasaur are you gonna help out or not you fucking lettuce

just-shower-thoughts

In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.

yarking

idk but you probably need a reservations

one does not just walk in

How to Find the Perfect Dress, an Easy 4 Step Process

Step 1: Go into the first store and walk out with $175 worth of clothes that are not the dress you need.

Step 2: Walk around Nordstrom for 20 minutes quietly muttering “fuck you” under your breath.

Step 3: Do a lap in half a dozen other stores growing progressively more defeated.

Step 4: Go home and just wear the dress already hanging in your closet.

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ruinedchildhood

Gifs here

#Jughead #Cole Sprouse #Netflix #Juggie #Riverdale #CW #Jughead Jones #burgers #Bughead

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