Trumpy Does stupid things

[video] [h/t: dpaf]

oh such soft little kitten paps

*PUNCHES THROUGH EVERY WINDOW TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

In case any of my followers don’t have this kind of support from home…

my mom did this and if you need an honourary mother i promise she would be happy to talk to you

This is the OPPOSITE of a problem.

this has happened to me and it is indeed a problem

omg this is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.

tonights bdsm safe word is “superwholock” because thats the best moodkiller i can think of

i made this post two days ago late at night when i was tired as shit and ive gotten at least 10 death threats, 13 messages threatening to dox me, and 5 telling me that im “a piece of shit user who needs to stick a dragon dildo up their ass while shoving a cock down my throat” and i still love this post

CANADA WE ARE ALWAYS SO SORRY

Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t? 

The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”

its called reading the numbers

americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men

Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?

Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.

America left home super early

and made bad life choices as a result.

Luke 15:11-32

bringing this back.

scalllesssss @ o @ 

I  need me some of these. 

Lydia Deetz inspired editorial for Karen Magazine By Matthew Shave

perfect gif is perfect

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

In which Squidward teaches people who have never actually experienced depression a lesson in STFU.