Pollo

@zoethesportsblog

He's beautiful

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Pussy bad. Like morally.

pussy evil? pussy straight up malicious

pussy dubious, pussy egregious... pussy malevolent, pussy conscientious - pussy dodging the draft, pussy crossing the state lines! pussy foul and blasphemous, got dynamite in her carry on and says the lords name in vain. pussy wicked and poisonous, changed istanbul to constantinople and shot archduke ferdinand - smoked a whole pack of marlboros after shagging someones mum! academically dissected and mainstream media shunned, pussy nefarious, pussy pestiferous!

This is from Mark Rosenfelder of the Language Construction Kit, because of course it is