2 Rad 2 Be Sad

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now

I’m going back to bed

idk what i expected

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

some lady called the toad that we have at work “ugly and disgusting” and i am SO fucking mad rn

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

I can offer mouth to mouth.

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches