Pokémon Master

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

I’m seeing people say Hitler. Which, I’ll be honest, really makes my answer seem silly.

you voted for yourself in that poll and you're confused???

If there's going to be a competition, I'm gonna win.

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

Having media literacy is more important than being good at math prove me wrong

oh great lord pukicho your ass is fat and your wisdom is plentiful 🙇🙇🙇

Thanks bro

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

it’s that time of the year again everyone say happy 40th birthday :-)

happy 41st birthday to the smiley emote

Happy 42nd birthday!

at one point i just started making creature noises as punctuation / pauses / sighs and didnt stop. and i dont even know why. like 'guwaaaa' or 'grahhh'

Physically deadliest monster to walk the modern earth

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.

Pov you have a uterus

I have just lost the right to my own post. what the fuck.