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YOU SHOULD MAKE THE MONSTER A BIG YELLOW TRIANGLE. AND MAKE SURE YOU EMPHASIZE HOW HANDSOME IS

CORRECT!! AND MAYBE ALSO GIVE HIM A HANDSOME BRUNET SCIENTIST TO TORMENT TO REALLY DRIVE HOME HOW SCARY HE IS

GREAT STORY! IT NEEDS SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE! ENCORE! ENCORE!

AMAZING! I'LL SEE THAT THOSE IDIOTS UP IN HOLLYWOOD GET THIS GREENLIT!

YUP, YUP, I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!

PERFECT! AMAZING! LOVED BY CRITICS AND CASUAL AUDIENCES ALIKE!

I SEE NO WAY ANYBODY COULDN'T LOVE PURE CINEMA LIKE THIS!

YOU SHOULD ADD IN A TALKING DOG OR SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS

PERFECT!

are there gonna be more seasons

NAH, I THINK WE PULL A SEINFELD AND STOP WHILE THE RATINGS ARE AT THEIR HIGHEST. BUT WE MAKE A SERIES OF COMICS AND ART BOOKS TO BE PUBLISHED SLOWLY OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 50 YEARS TO KEEP FEEDING THE FANDOM

EXACTLY!

ok but what about the movie?

AH, THAT ONE'S A SHAME. THE STUDIO WILL ATTEMPT TO BANK ON THE SUCCESS THAT WAS MY SHOW AFTER THE ENTIRE ORIGINAL CREATIVE TEAM LEFT, SO THEY'LL MAKE A HIGH-BUDGET FLOP WITH A LOOKALIKE ACTOR FOR ME AND FLAT ACTING AND A FLAT SCRIPT THAT ENTIRELY MISSED THE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL SERIES. HOWEVER, SEVERAL VIDEO ESSAYS WILL BE MADE ON EXACTLY WHY THE MOVIE SUCKED AND I WILL MAKE MERCH RIFFING ON HOW BAD THE MOVIE WAS, AND I WILL SUE THE STUDIO INTO THE GROUND FOR ALL MY CREATIVE RIGHTS.

YOU SHOULD MAKE THE MONSTER A BIG YELLOW TRIANGLE. AND MAKE SURE YOU EMPHASIZE HOW HANDSOME IS

CORRECT!! AND MAYBE ALSO GIVE HIM A HANDSOME BRUNET SCIENTIST TO TORMENT TO REALLY DRIVE HOME HOW SCARY HE IS

GREAT STORY! IT NEEDS SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE! ENCORE! ENCORE!

AMAZING! I'LL SEE THAT THOSE IDIOTS UP IN HOLLYWOOD GET THIS GREENLIT!

YUP, YUP, I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!

PERFECT! AMAZING! LOVED BY CRITICS AND CASUAL AUDIENCES ALIKE!

I SEE NO WAY ANYBODY COULDN'T LOVE PURE CINEMA LIKE THIS!

YOU SHOULD ADD IN A TALKING DOG OR SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS

PERFECT!

are there gonna be more seasons

NAH, I THINK WE PULL A SEINFELD AND STOP WHILE THE RATINGS ARE AT THEIR HIGHEST. BUT WE MAKE A SERIES OF COMICS AND ART BOOKS TO BE PUBLISHED SLOWLY OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT 50 YEARS TO KEEP FEEDING THE FANDOM

EXACTLY!

I opened my thingy to post something and then immediately forgot but it was gonna be fire so just pretend this is a great post

YOU SHOULD MAKE THE MONSTER A BIG YELLOW TRIANGLE. AND MAKE SURE YOU EMPHASIZE HOW HANDSOME IS

One of the characters that dies can be Howl!

@bill-cipher-offical this is not your human measured planetary revolution. On a semi-related note, who’s your “hear me out?” I know it’s probably Ford but is there anyone else?

One: I’m not human. Two: I don’t ship you with Howl because that’s just as weird as the fact that there’s someone in his universe that actually fell in love with him. You don’t have to answer anything my monocular bud. Just curious.

Shipping really is odd. I’ve seen some weird couples throughout the multiverse. Want me to name a few?

Hm... I'm intrigued. Tell me.

@bill-cipher-offical this is not your human measured planetary revolution. On a semi-related note, who’s your “hear me out?” I know it’s probably Ford but is there anyone else?

One: I’m not human. Two: I don’t ship you with Howl because that’s just as weird as the fact that there’s someone in his universe that actually fell in love with him. You don’t have to answer anything my monocular bud. Just curious.

HIIIIIIIII! YOU COULDN’T AVOID ME FOREVER!

How-

I do not want you here.

You are infuriating! How did I not notice!?

AWW, HONEYMOON PHASE OVER ALREADY?

It was over a year!

We’re not a couple!

SURE, PICK WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. "COUPLE" JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE SHORTER THAN "SITUATIONSHIP". EASIER TO SAY FOR YOU HUMANS, TOO!

We’re not a couple. Not a situationship. Not even a partnership!

No. I am going to study those teeth.

AH-AH-AH! YOU GOTTA STOP TRYING TO TRAP ME IN THAT LAUNDRY BASKET IF YOU WANT THESE!

..Fine.

NO GLASS ORBS OR TERRARIUMS OR FISHTANKS OR BOX TELEVISIONS OR CABINETS OR VENDING MACHINES OR ANYTHING ELSE ALONG THOSE LINES EITHER

You would love a terrarium.

IT WOULD NEED SAUL GOODMAN THE HORSESHOE CRAB AND AN OPEN BAR. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I WOULD NOT BE TRAPPED IN IT

Fine. Just don’t give me a reason to put you in one.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! HERE'S YOUR TEETH!

…Thank you.

YOU CAN STICK AROUND BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE SWIPING MORE TEETH FOR US

Yay!... I mean... I won't let you down!

Who even are you?

A cultist who somehow become friends with the Tooth Fairy (she... Friendzoned me of course) through luck and also belief of magical creatures.

Cool. So how’d you wind up serving Bill?

It's a weird story... I discovered Bill time traveled to a time Ford was young to build a new portal and I threatened to tell Axolotl. He threatened me, and I apologized and for some reason decided I'd be one of his cultists... It was a random decision, I know. But it was worth it!

HIIIIIIIII! YOU COULDN’T AVOID ME FOREVER!

How-

I do not want you here.

You are infuriating! How did I not notice!?

AWW, HONEYMOON PHASE OVER ALREADY?

It was over a year!

We’re not a couple!

SURE, PICK WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. "COUPLE" JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE SHORTER THAN "SITUATIONSHIP". EASIER TO SAY FOR YOU HUMANS, TOO!

We’re not a couple. Not a situationship. Not even a partnership!

No. I am going to study those teeth.

AH-AH-AH! YOU GOTTA STOP TRYING TO TRAP ME IN THAT LAUNDRY BASKET IF YOU WANT THESE!

..Fine.

NO GLASS ORBS OR TERRARIUMS OR FISHTANKS OR BOX TELEVISIONS OR CABINETS OR VENDING MACHINES OR ANYTHING ELSE ALONG THOSE LINES EITHER

You would love a terrarium.

IT WOULD NEED SAUL GOODMAN THE HORSESHOE CRAB AND AN OPEN BAR. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I WOULD NOT BE TRAPPED IN IT

Fine. Just don’t give me a reason to put you in one.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! HERE'S YOUR TEETH!

…Thank you.

YOU CAN STICK AROUND BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE SWIPING MORE TEETH FOR US

Yay!... I mean... I won't let you down!

Who even are you?

A cultist who somehow become friends with the Tooth Fairy (she... Friendzoned me of course) through luck and also belief of magical creatures.

HIIIIIIIII! YOU COULDN’T AVOID ME FOREVER!

How-

I do not want you here.

You are infuriating! How did I not notice!?

AWW, HONEYMOON PHASE OVER ALREADY?

It was over a year!

We’re not a couple!

SURE, PICK WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. "COUPLE" JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE SHORTER THAN "SITUATIONSHIP". EASIER TO SAY FOR YOU HUMANS, TOO!

We’re not a couple. Not a situationship. Not even a partnership!

No. I am going to study those teeth.

AH-AH-AH! YOU GOTTA STOP TRYING TO TRAP ME IN THAT LAUNDRY BASKET IF YOU WANT THESE!

..Fine.

NO GLASS ORBS OR TERRARIUMS OR FISHTANKS OR BOX TELEVISIONS OR CABINETS OR VENDING MACHINES OR ANYTHING ELSE ALONG THOSE LINES EITHER

You would love a terrarium.

IT WOULD NEED SAUL GOODMAN THE HORSESHOE CRAB AND AN OPEN BAR. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I WOULD NOT BE TRAPPED IN IT

Fine. Just don’t give me a reason to put you in one.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! HERE'S YOUR TEETH!

…Thank you.

YOU CAN STICK AROUND BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE SWIPING MORE TEETH FOR US

Yay!... I mean... I won't let you down!

HIIIIIIIII! YOU COULDN’T AVOID ME FOREVER!

How-

I do not want you here.

You are infuriating! How did I not notice!?

AWW, HONEYMOON PHASE OVER ALREADY?

It was over a year!

We’re not a couple!

SURE, PICK WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. "COUPLE" JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE SHORTER THAN "SITUATIONSHIP". EASIER TO SAY FOR YOU HUMANS, TOO!

We’re not a couple. Not a situationship. Not even a partnership!

No. I am going to study those teeth.

AH-AH-AH! YOU GOTTA STOP TRYING TO TRAP ME IN THAT LAUNDRY BASKET IF YOU WANT THESE!

..Fine.

NO GLASS ORBS OR TERRARIUMS OR FISHTANKS OR BOX TELEVISIONS OR CABINETS OR VENDING MACHINES OR ANYTHING ELSE ALONG THOSE LINES EITHER

You would love a terrarium.

IT WOULD NEED SAUL GOODMAN THE HORSESHOE CRAB AND AN OPEN BAR. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY I WOULD NOT BE TRAPPED IN IT

Fine. Just don’t give me a reason to put you in one.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! HERE'S YOUR TEETH!

…Thank you.

my queen still looks so so so very beautiful ❤️

A LOT OF PEOPLE COME UP TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND THEY SAY TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, "SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, YOU SEEM MISERABLE ANSWERING QUESTIONS" AND THEY'RE RIGHT, BUT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOES IT ANYWAY. WHY? B

JEEZ, DAMN SKULLS ALWAYS PASSING OUT BEFORE THEY CAN FINISH ADVERTISING MY GOOD NAME. THEY JUST DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THEY USED TO

My brother has a pretty good skull. Kind of a bonehead though.

You god-like beings and your puns!

A LOT OF PEOPLE COME UP TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND THEY SAY TO THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, "SKULL OF JUDGEMENT, YOU SEEM MISERABLE ANSWERING QUESTIONS" AND THEY'RE RIGHT, BUT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT DOES IT ANYWAY. WHY? B

JEEZ, DAMN SKULLS ALWAYS PASSING OUT BEFORE THEY CAN FINISH ADVERTISING MY GOOD NAME. THEY JUST DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THEY USED TO

Who's to say they were about to say your name? If anything, they probably were about to say Bruce or smt.

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

Not an Amanda, but I think I knew one...

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

can i ship you with void 😈

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

axolotl

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

dipper

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

mabel

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

gideon

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

wait ive got another one: howl

ALREADY SAID NO, KID

HAH! YOU WISH! I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

ok

where

RIGHT HERE! Z -511 Y 65,535 X -16,384

I'm shipping you with Pitch Black.