Piss Crab Is Here

oh and by the way i think unfortunately the resurgence of popularity of Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights song was an astroturfing campaign to try to get people in the theaters for that godawful adaptation. notably occurred alongside people posting videos taken from inside the theater about the sexy sexy sex scenes

not using any tags bc i don’t want Movie People to see this but the undertone movie completely sucked shit. like unbelievably bad. “hey breeding stock i mean women it doesn’t matter how overwhelmed you are by your life circumstances and how shitty your partner is if you even think about abortion you’re the devil and also if you don’t pray you’re a monster who kills people” also they misspelled lorazepam. YOU COULDN’T SPELL CHECK THE TEXT ON THE PILL BOTTLE??? dialogue: bad. zooming in on 58 words in wikipedia articles like “evil” “demonic” etc: bad. 50% of the shots being still prolonged head on close up shots of paintings of jesus or mother mary: bad. pacing: horrendous. do not see this movie lmfao. not even bad in a fun way.