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american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.

catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.

home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art. 

probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers. 

 i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.

spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.

five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.

 five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster. 

1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally]. 

plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand. 

neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]

girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept. 

car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does. 

goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.

octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.

tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.

when the off key piano hits