Its Ya Boi

I hate when my microwave gets to the scary part

Want and need

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

what if i was a little bear with round ears and soft hands and a round tail . what then

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

the emotion that discord invented where you forget to unmute and you think your friends are all assholes who are talking over or ignoring you only to realize they haven't been able to hear you for fifteen minutes

you’ve heard of a sourdough starter? well, honey *points at mouth* this is a sourdough finisher

men who are incredibly smart but also kind of terribly pathetic. men who are good with kids. men who get bullied by kids. men who eat glass. men who are so kind and pure-hearted but also just a bitch. bisexual men. most importantly, men who are dilfs .

& BTW you forgot to feed me + i died 

you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference