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Somewhere, in some place, there has GOT to be at least one irl coven with a list of banned eke names.

Cause after so many years in online witchcraft spaces the amount of people with names way closer to Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way than comfortable is fucking PALATABLE. You can TASTE the cringe over the wi-fi and I refuse to believe that sort of things hasn't escaped it's online containment in some way.

Like no, Stephanie, the group is not going to address you as Lady Morgana Dragonsborne, please try again.

#we take this seriously and we invite you to do the same #wicca #witch #witchcraft #pagan #neopagan #meme #shitpost #joke #sass #also i'm alive hello again #coven #covens #eke names

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do you think Captain Planet is a valid deity to devote witchcraft to yes or no

#wicca #pagan #neopagan #witch #funny #shitpost #meme #joke #it's a joke #maybe

fenixfilth

#wicca #pagan #neopagan #witch #funny #meme #tiktok #shitpost #pots #pans

We've all been there 😔

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#Rip in peace my altar aesthetics #Wicca #Pagan #Neopagan #Shitpost #Meme #Joke #Funny #Altar #Tiktok #Witch #Witchcraft

#yule #im late ik shhh #wicca #neopagan #pagan #winter solstice #solstice #meme #joke #funny #shitpost #adrianbliss #tiktok

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Hey protip:

If you report a bunch of the spam bots following you in rapid succession, you may wake up one morning to find that your tumblr account has been terminated and it'll take you nearly a month to get it back.

... That's what I've heard anyways.

#bots #follower bots #not a shitpost #Anyways I missed yall

ashleyottesen

"Based on a true story #easter #pagan #christianity #skit"

OG here

#Wicca #pagan #neopagan #easter #shitpost #meme #tiktok #joke #lol #funny

every year that holiday and the St. Paddy Daddy stans test me not knowing I am armed with generations-long, Irish-flavor, Catholicism brand religious trauma that I have carefully smithed into a weapon I am way too eager to use

#I also have Italian spice sprinkled into my catholicism~#Im baptised - dont bother trying to @ me #Wicca #Wiccan #pagan #neopagan #witch #witchcraft #st. patrick #every year

enchanting-jewel

I feel personally attacked...

Lmao 😂

#wicca #pagan #neopagan #witch #magick #witchblr #lol #funny #joke #meme

witchesversuspatriarchy

Who else likes tarot cards? These are so cute!

#perfect cards #tarot #wicca #witchcraft #magick #neopagan #paganism #memesdaily #funny #funnyshit #catsofig #warrior cats

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spezispud23

I can't tell you how many times it says "Use a Funnel" in my spell book and I've never fucking used a funnel. I'm just out here making a mess of myself and my altar.

#same #witch #witchcraft #neopagan #pagan #funny #meme #joke #magick

llyrian

#wicca #witch #neopagan #pagan #magick #shitpost #joke #meme #funny

What is deosil and widdershins?

An intelligent witch: Deosil means clockwise and widdershins means counterclockwise. These terms are mostly used in reference to the direction in which one casts a magick circle. :)

Me, resident dumbass: Easy the first is a pokemon and the second is a character from the musical Cats.

#nailed it #okay but seriously why do these sound like made up British words lol #wicca #witch #witchcraft #pagan #neopagan #magick #deosil #widdershins #terms #joke #meme #funny #shitpost

ey yo pro tip: burning paper notes in a candle jar is a bad idea, the glass is not rated for that amount of fire and it will explode lol

#haha dont ask me how i know #spell worked tho #candle #safety #spell #magick #wicca #witch #witchcraft #pagan #neopagan

thetoadcrow

bro you’re sad??? *takes rose quartz out of my bra and gives it to you* just do some crystal smh

#dont be sad bro #wicca #witch #meme #pagan #neopagan #funny #shitpost

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No hate, but every time I read about how some covens have a degree system for initiated members I get the giggles cause it just makes me think of karate.

Like watch out motherfuckers I'm a 2nd-dgree black belt and a 3rd-degree witch. I'm authorized to read your tea leaves and they say that I'm gonna kick your ass

#super immature #but i keep myself entertained #wicca #witch #coven #magick #initiated #pagan #neopagan #meme #funny

gentlemyosotis

Man, some days you just gotta throw some sage into your bath and call it a spell.

#absolutely #wicca #meme #witch #magick #neopagan #pagan #shitpost

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