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as a disabled person, i know what it’s like to not be able to work. that’s why this disability pride month i’m partnering with every single printer,

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ilya voice: is not very “most humble man in league” to collect your own cards, is it?

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Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid

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from an au where shane is a sculptor and his sculpture does something very interesting

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ilya are you seeing this

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insta • twt • bsky • prints of this doodle

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Question for anyone with a great memory or a physical copy of Role Model, but how does Troy end up at the hospital meeting Milo? And what do we know about Cassie's birth? I'm including the scene in a fic I'm writing, but I don't have a physical copy of role model to check details in.

#game changers #heated rivalry #heated rivalry fanfiction #role model

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baby Ilya’s tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina won’t let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and he’s plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.

Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.

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i just HAD to draw this

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Hollanov + tweets

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Ilya trying to outplay his demons

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this means more to me than it should

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

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cw for like literally every slur in english I think but oh my god

Fuck imagining fictional characters favourite songs. Tell me what songs you think would really annoy Ilya Rozanov

#heated rivalry #Ilya Rozanov #I do also care about their fav songs #this may or may not be for a fic #era accurate preferably #so like 2013-2016

toolazytodecide

See Ilya is funnier out loud, but Shane is funnier in his head.

Moments from Shane’s internal monologue which I personally find hilarious:

toolazytodecide

“Shane shook his head. There was no way he was going over there. He could list a million reasons why he couldn’t go over there, and he ran through them in his head as he grabbed his jacket and left the hotel room.”

toolazytodecide

“Can you remember every goal you have ever scored?

Oh is it a similar number?”

Shane had scored over 500 goals in the NHL alone.

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TW for sexual content, and references to sexual medical issues? Idk how to describe it specifically.

“Shane was struck with a sudden horrific thought that Rozanov woukd become stuck inside him. Oh Jesus, they would have to call 911 or something!”

#page 92 of heated rivalry #aka their first time #Shane Hollander being Shane Hollander #I feel like book Shane acts confident but is a mess inside #anyway this is ridiculous but also feels like a realistic anxiety to have during your first time #especially for someone as anxious as Shane #sexual references #nsfw

toolazytodecide

See Ilya is funnier out loud, but Shane is funnier in his head.

Moments from Shane’s internal monologue which I personally find hilarious:

toolazytodecide

“Shane shook his head. There was no way he was going over there. He could list a million reasons why he couldn’t go over there, and he ran through them in his head as he grabbed his jacket and left the hotel room.”

toolazytodecide

“Can you remember every goal you have ever scored?

Oh is it a similar number?”

Shane had scored over 500 goals in the NHL alone.

#maybe this isn’t funny #but like yeah of course Shane can remember #The Long Game #Shane Hollander #this is page 71 btw

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toolazytodecide

See Ilya is funnier out loud, but Shane is funnier in his head.

Moments from Shane’s internal monologue which I personally find hilarious:

toolazytodecide

“Shane shook his head. There was no way he was going over there. He could list a million reasons why he couldn’t go over there, and he ran through them in his head as he grabbed his jacket and left the hotel room.”

#guess where he’s going?#DING DING U RIGHT #He’s going to get dicked down by his rival before a game #shane hollander #I want to add Shane thinking about investing in knee pads to keep in the bathroom but idk what page that is

See Ilya is funnier out loud, but Shane is funnier in his head.

Moments from Shane’s internal monologue which I personally find hilarious:

#heated rivalry #Shane Hollander #book quotes

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