“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

5 days before your period is like top 10 worst times in human history

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?