Looks So Nasty In those Khakis

Justin McElroy’s unfortunately scheduled spaghetti tweet getting posted as the capitol was being invaded by right wing domestic terrorists is the only thing that has genuinely made me laugh in the last 24 hours

I mean:

PS: To all the boys who thought they would be cool and break my heart, guess what? Here are 14 songs written about you. HA.

Jimmy Kimmel: When you left Friends, did you take any mementos with you?

Lisa Kudrow: Well, I was given one… . Do you see that Cookie Time? That was in Monica and Rachel’s apartment. 

JK: Who gave it to you?

LK: Matthew Perry. That was the wrap gift he gave me. 

JK: Really?

LK: Yeah, and I mean we were laughing hysterically and crying, cause it was the end. But, um, it’s funny to us because, do you want to hear why?

JK: Yeah.

LK: Well, okay, so we’re shooting a scene, years before we were finished, and, um, my line was, “Ooh! I–Ooh! I better get going.” Like “Ooh, I’m late, I better get going.” Except I didn’t have a watch and we were shooting it, it was too late when I realized I don’t have a watch, how do I know ooh I have to get going? And so I just, as the words were coming out, I went, ‘Oh good, there’s a clock.’ I gestured to that and said, “Ooh! Look at the time, I gotta get going.” We’re done shooting and Matthew said, “Did you point to the cookie jar and say, ‘Look at the time?’”

JK: You made that joke about six times funnier by doing that. And then Matthew gave you a gift that didn’t actually belong to him, which are really the best gifts to give. 

@projectbway  event 01 : performance   —  Ben Fankhauser “Belief”