our new ib coordinator’s name is erwin
@cennetelmasi @thirteenthcommander "#i hope he's a nice guy" I was stalking Ceren's tumblr tags and saw this and now im in pain
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@tooearlytospectre
our new ib coordinator’s name is erwin
@cennetelmasi @thirteenthcommander "#i hope he's a nice guy" I was stalking Ceren's tumblr tags and saw this and now im in pain

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@tooearlytospectre DO YOU REMEMBER
BABY METAL 4 LYFE
fav moments of the said friend: (i really love him)
- wearing very interesting earrings on his left ear to assert his heterosexuality
- saying “my dick is 21 centimeters and thats my only source of confidence” three times while we shared a bottle of vodka, watching eurovision in a hotel room
- “well you don’t make it obvious but (friend’s name) is very obviously bulimic” (he did not know about the friend and i just blankly stared at him like how do u know and he was like … its obvious)
- (while smoking weed) “well see i get drunk and like, i wake up in the same bed with two guys and a girl. and i dont know who i slept with. hahahahha hahahah haha”
- (always jokes about sleeping with bisexual male friend) hahah ha hah h those damn gays hah hahahahah hah
- “the only reason im not breaking up with my girlfriend right now is bc she gives good head”
- “i dated like 6 girls in the past 4 months i dont care hahah”
- “i’m like, the idiot of my family, hahahhah”
- the fact that hes always nice to me and sees me as his little sister and is very good at keeping his mouth shut about things
- (asking me for advice abt girls) “cmon you should be twice as knowledgeable”
- (while making himself puke) “look i need to throw up right now ive drunk too much ill be sick”
- (upon me telling him to clean his mouth but not brush his teeth immediately) “of course alaz do i look stupid from there”
- (about me and james) “isn’t one of you supposed to have long hair?”
- (bends cap of vodka bottle to resemble a vagina) hey alaz look. hey hahahhah alaz look
@tooearlytospectre im remembering kaans Moments
my first impression of the signs // after i got to know them
Aries: Very friendly and charismatic until you don’t listen to them and they tell you how things are done right. / / Impatient and Bossy. Hilarious and will always call you out on your bullshit. Type to argue with you and then laugh with you five minutes later.
Taurus: Laid back and chill. Seems very in control of themselves. They don’t like loud people. / / Masters of the poker face because under the chill surface there is a very anxious person lying within. Sarcastic and judgmental. Somehow are the most laziest and productive people. Blunt.
Gemini: Polite and well mannered. Either really shy or very friendly. They’re always moving. Their leg is jumping up and down or their hands are playing with something. Appear nervous. / / Gemini will come alive the second you say something weird or cheeky. They’re goofballs and they usually hold back on this until you give them the green light. Laughs at their own jokes.
Cancer: Resting bitch-faces. They seem shy or stand off-ish if they’re alone. With friends they still appear very cool, calm, and collected. / / Their biggest fear is being embarrassed or humiliated. They’re very soft hearted people who are extremely protective and loyal. They’re very honest and blunt people. Has a hard time saying no to the people they care about. Nostalgic people who wont let the good or bad times go.
Leo: They’re very warm and welcoming people. Looks you in the eyes when you speak and are very kind. / / Loves to talk about themselves and can be a bit self obsessed but you forgive them because they’re the most generous and loyal friend you could ask for. You probably wont ever see them upset or sad. They have a hard time asking for help. Loves attention and can be a bit of a show off.
Virgo: Shy and nervous. They’re either very good at masking the nerves with a poker face or they’re very jittery and shaky. Clean cut image. Clean nails and organized and simple outfit. / / They’re very thoughtful people. They notice the smallest details and can over analyze them as well. Which makes them great human lie detectors. A Virgo will call you out on your bullshit. Always willing to help and they don’t like flashy people.
Libra: Friendly and charming. Speak and laugh with you as if you’ve known them forever. Makes you feel comfortable and they’re very polite and well mannered. Has the best fashion sense out of all the signs. / / Judgmental and perfectionist. Lies a lot but only because they don’t want to hurt feelings. Once they’re comfortable with you then they’ll begin to tell you how ugly your outfit is. They’re brutally honest if you’re close. Sensitive and hopeless romantics. Gossipy.
Scorpio: Either very charismatic and charming or they’re very kept to themselves. Both types give off an independent and loner vibe. / / Very secretive and very dark humored people. They’re naturally funny but their humor might not be for everyone. Always there when you need them and brutally honest. Is very cool, calm, and collected but they actually can be very impatient and have a short fuse. Doesn’t have much expectations of people. They’re very careful about who they attach themselves too.
Sagittarius: Is either smiling from cheek to cheek or they look just about done with everything and everybody. They’re very talkative and bossy. They’re either always joking or preaching. / / Thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. Needs to be in control and if they’re not they’ll manipulate their way to it. They’re always up for anything and they say some of the rudest things. Blunt. Very good friends that boost your confidence and convince you to go after the things that you want.
Capricorn: Intimidating and quiet. Seems very serious and condescending off first meeting. They’re appear in total control of themselves. / / Some of the biggest worriers and anxious people. They’re very concerned with their image. They’re soft and sensitive and can be very defensive. Naturally hilarious but their humor might not be for everyone. Has massive trust issues and are big control freaks. Don’t like having their time wasted and hate people who don’t show up on time.
Aquarius: Either come off very friendly and charming or serious and nonchalant. Look as if their mind is somewhere else. Cool, calm, and collected / / They’re very funny and perverted people. Not afraid to say things that might appear inappropriate or bizarre. Mostly just to get reactions out of others. Stubborn and rebellious. They’re very thoughtful towards their friends but also can be a bit blunt and cold towards them causing confusion. Is a natural loner even when they have lots of friends.
Pisces: They come off shy. They’re either listening to music or doodling something. Has lots of tattoos or can come off very bohemian like. They seem as if their minds are somewhere else. / / Pisces are very picky people. They’re very sensitive to the vibes and moods of those around them. Gentle people. They can be very selfless but this can cause them to be very self-victimizing. They’re people smart. They can sense when they’re being played and someone isn’t being sincere. They will always follow their heart.
This has been the most spot on one I’ve ever seen. I’m weirded out.
@tooearlytospectre THE LIBRA ONE ??? YOU???

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I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
@cennetelmasi i needed to reblog this bc the one who shall not be named may be coming here too and this is LONG OVERDUE.
looking for dorm poster for when @cennetelmasi comes here
@cennetelmasi this kind of reminds me of @thirteenthcommander i miss you both :*
“I sent my friends a picture of me kissing a pan with the caption ‘I’m pansexual’. It lead to a little confusion since my friend didn’t know what it meant and asked if I was really attracted to kitchenware.”
@cennetelmasi this is us
@cennetelmasi me being an artsy hoe post holi

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Latin Phrases for the signs
Aries: “Dulce bellum inexpertis.” War is sweet for those who have not experienced it.
Taurus: “Fluctuat nec mergitur.” It is tossed by the waves but does not sink.
Gemini: “Volens et potens.” Willing and able.
Cancer: “Serva me, servabo te.” Save me and I will save you.
Leo: “Dum excusare credis, accusas.” When you believe you are excusing yourself, you are accusing yourself.
Virgo: “Cogito ergo sum.” I think, therefore I am
Libra: “Si vis amari, ama.” If you wish to be loved, love.
Scorpio: “Forest fortuna adiuvat.” Fortune favors the brave.
Sagittarius: “Dum viviumus, vivamus.” When we live, let us live.
Capricorn: “Ut desint vires, tamen est laudanda voluntas.” Although the power is lacking, the will is commendable.
Aquarius: “Semper inops quicumque cupit.” Whoever desires is always poor.
Pisces: “Dum spiro spero.” While I breathe, I hope.
looks of a kid, maturity of an adult: cancer, virgo, pisces
looks of an adult, maturity of a kid: aries, taurus, leo
looks of a kid, maturity of a kid: gemini, libra, sagittarius
looks of an adult, maturity of an adult: scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
i want to talk to keremcan he would get me but i dotn wanna upset him too
@tooearlytospectre im Ok and Calm now but lets skype yeah?
Oh no... :( I'm glad you're ok now though. I am currently in class but I can skype you at 7 PM your time?
@tooearlytospectre ceren found some baby gays and they saw our pics from pride 2k14 and shes keeping our legacy alive like we wont b forgotten (despite the fact that that buzzfeed quiz said we werent cool in school)
AWWWWW! Those gaybies shall learn of our queer dynasty. Fuck, we're gonna be the ancestors of queer people in Enka. Imagine like 20 years later we come back and they recognize us "Look it's The Queer Whisperer and Campy Yelly Boy"
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besides the Disapproving Ladies i also got asked if i was wearing the dress for a reason like ? ok
You look super cute nevertheless <3

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