It’s not that we don’t understand the risks. It’s that we’ve seen the alternative.

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

That is the American dream. To make your own way and be self-sufficient. He had a problem and he solved it himself.

What kind of person looks at a six year old and thinks “lil man needs to make his own way; can’t depend on others forever”? That’s a baby.

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

we young but we stressing like we 40

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

I would read this in its entirety.

ao3 please

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

it just keEPS GOING

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

…the fuck.

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.