Tony Loves Tortellini

I'm at the point in getting my degree where when I see a tour happening on campus I start audibly mumbling "don't go to college" to the poor little high school juniors that have no idea what they're getting into

Playing a fey creature in D&D purely because I'm the type of transgender that collects names

Vork was the only real one in the guild bro idk how he put up with them

It comes to be coughing season and everyone acts surprised that I'm coughing a lot and sometimes I cough so hard I have to lean on a wall and they ask me things like "are you sick?" like this doesn't happen every year during coughing season

I hate neurotypicals because they'll describe to you the most infuriatingly poor communication style and then just look at you expectantly like you're supposed to agree with them

I forget that not everyone that watches South Park is a mega-woke existential absurdist that reads Durang and Beckett and some people like it because 'haha that's a bad thing to say/do'

College is like "yeah, I know you have about one billion hours of homework every week, but you should really also try to maintain a good social life and also maybe get a job oh and don't forget to be active in at least two student organizations: one for fun and one related to your major so you can put it on your resume."