The Cutest Shitposter Ever

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

there was a financial crisis

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

strong words from someone whose introduction was a musical number

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

Listen I’ve never ever ordered something different from Subway. I always order the same thing, without fail. Same sandwich, same toppings, same everything and I don’t ever plan on changing it or trying anything different. 16 years of hundreds of the same fckin sandwich

for some reason it makes me really happy to see ppl reblogging this post and adding that ONE SANDWICH they get at subway

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

My favorite part about that line is that it implies that Gilderoy Lockhart was a more competent teacher than Dolores Umbridge. And that may be the biggest insult in the entire series.

Minerva left no fucking survivors with that one.

I’m taking notes 

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day