No work and all wordplay

when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.

i love personality tests!! tell me who i am cuz i’ve no fucking clue

Shut the fuck up

I’m so sick of this website

I hate a person who does something stupid when driving but when they put their hand up to apologize i immediately feel that it is just a good person in an unfortunate situation

hearing genuine laughter from the people you love is the most healing sound

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

so seductive

THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

who needs a boyfriend when spotify makes you a mixtape of songs it thinks you’d like every monday 

I unironically love that song and this comic is everything to me.