"Soon As I Get It You Will"

traditional astrologers getting so mad at modern astrologers for using anything similar to the ABC method is very weird to me…

I love it soooooo much

I am a completely different woman than I was this time last year. And I’ll be a completely new woman by this time next year. I can’t wait to learn who I’ll be. I can’t wait to see who I am tomorrow.

Same

men are like i cheat on my wife ... to cope

this is my emotional support side hoe

Literally tho

men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

i found the post again

Where is the lie?

men really be in their mid 20’s & 30’s projecting their unresolved issues on women lmao go to a fucking therapist bitch

THIS !!!

Not gonna lie this shit pisses me off every time I read it. How is it “justice” when it’s “just us” getting treated like this? Smh backwards ass system 😒

Man that hair tho 

For everyone saying she can only rap about one thing!

I so badly want Megan to blow up in 2019. She deserves it.

thats how the salmon in the freezer section be.... look good enough.

Ayee shaku shaku issa go issa go

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Oop!!!

And when he convinced spongebob he was ugly

that time gary left spongebob for the cookie in patrick pocket and patrick aint have no issue claimin that lil nigga as his own

When Patrick and Spongebob had a baby and Patrick’s lying ass wasn’t going to work and was eating sundaes at his house!!

Patrick ain’t bout shit

When Patrick stole Spongebob Grandma & never acknowledged spongebob feelings when he cried!

RIGHT!!!! THIS NIGGA STOLE HIS WHOLE GRANDMA!!!!! LIKE WTF KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU! YOU KNOW GRANDMA’S ARE SACRED BEINGS!

Didn’t Patrick snitch on SpongeBob on free balloon day or someshit? And become a fry cook to SPECIFICALLY take SpongeBob’s shine at the fast food Olympics???

Yup and worked with Plankton just to piss him off smh

And Patrick kept the embarrassing picture of SpongeBob from the Christmas party to laugh at

Damn

but…cosmo gave birth to poof….how could you forget writing a canon mpreg into your own show?!

Cosmo fucked juandissimo is the only logical conclusion