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hello everyone welcome to my channel, today's blind box unboxing will be the chamber of secrets -

technically voldemort survived the killing curse too . Pls call him The Dark Lord Who Lived 🙏

having a mortal enemy? sad, so out of fashion. very off trend. having an immortal enemy is just so much cooler fyi

lowkey insulting that people are calling for me to have a life sentence. it should be a life paragraph at the very least.

going to write an autobiography about my experience with horcruxes called me, myself, and I and I and I and I and I

strongly discourage soul-searching. have you ever thought about if the souls want to be found???

please stop making fun of my eyes for being red. they are the windows to 0.78% of my soul :(

not to brag but i think i got the best black friday discount, my soul was 50% off

why not accessorise your look with a cute black body bag

if i'm supposed to be the villain then why am i so hot ? now people want me to win, u fool

okay the REAL reason voldemort is always barefoot is because it's eerie and intimidating and definitely not bc he panicked and destroyed all the shoe shops after hearing they do sole repairs :/