Uh Hey Im Sav?

“Don’t allow the fear to overpower you, allow love to overpower you. Love comes from the center, fear always comes from the periphery; don’t allow this periphery to be dominant.”

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

he got banned for this too.

I sob in my car in the church parking lot they once said “loving you would come more easy if you didnt insist on breaking your knuckles just to have something to call home". the wind never forgave me so I keep my window rolled up, but I can still feel a chill keeping my eyes wide.

“I want to write, but more than that, I want to bring out all kinds of things that lie buried deep in my heart.”

““Happy are those who take life day by day, complain very little, and are thankful for the little things in life.””