something something kiss cam at a hockey game where thereâs an empty seat between you and soap but heâs cute, gives you a smirk and a why not? shrug, leans over to give you such a filthy kiss the camera has to cut away seconds later.
the next time the kiss cam comes on, the seat between you is filled, and ghost decides he deserves a kiss too.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (jan 26), I'M 21 NOW AND I WILL HAVE AN AWESOME DAY!
I MADE AN EDIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, PLUS SOME FANART OF MY ELDERSALT LOVE CHILD, JASMINE TEA, I WILL PROBABLY MAKE MORE LATER, SEE YA AND HAVE A GREAT DAY Y'ALL
You're a messenger for the human kingdom. Many would hate to be in your shoes.. traveling under the cruel sun and having to adventure out to the kingdoms that the common folk tremble under..
Yet all you see is entirely different worlds.
The Elf Kingdom.. is one of the oldest civilizations. With their long lifespan and sharpened minds, they have seen through wars and disasters. When you arrive through the gates, they already have everything prepared. The best stablehands for your horse. The best room and refreshments for your stay in the kingdom. The Elf King and his advisors value your words and input. Which is a very hard thing to accomplish for an admittedly ignorant group.
The Orc Tribes.. may seem like a gruff group of barbarians, but they value strength in all forms. When they hear you riding in, they know you've survived another grueling testament of patience and endurance. A private tent is set up for you, and your horse is taken well cared of. They take your stay quite seriously. The best of their warriors guarding your tent. The Orc Tribes know all too well of enemies trying to trail behind you for a moment to strike.
The Dwarf Camps.. is another one of the oldest civilizations. Many kingdoms do not interact with them due to their isolated lives in the quarries and mountains. But they appreciate the struggle you go through to make it up the rocky cliffs. Your horse gets the best horse shoes ever possibly made. Dwarven steel. Your gear gets fixed up as you discuss trade with the council of members. The Dwarfs do not let you leave until they know you and your horse are in the best possible shape.
When representatives of each land come visit your kingdom? They always pay you the greater respect than your ruling monarch. It's you who's traveled across blazing suns and chilling storms to keep them informed.
So it will be you each land fights for a chance to marry one day.
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My cookie run kingdom oc, the daughter of silent salt cookie and elder faire cookie....
Jazmine Tea Cookie
(top: corrupted bottom: pre-corrupted)
Her Rarity is:
Story (still work in progress):
The ex-princess of the fairy Kingdom, she corrupted when her father, silent salt did, she was caught by some civilians who were angry by the lies that the other beast minions/the overlords of the beasts told them and was almost killed like the knights of Kala Namak, she killed them, corrupted and she then ran away from the kingdom, she later was found by Dark enchantress cookie and joined her, but really she was trapped since she owed her life to her.
Family: silent salt cookie, elder faire cookie, silver bell cookie and Mercurial Knight Cookie
Costume:
The bottom outfit shows her if she didn't corrupted, the major thing is her wings are not ripped/broken!
I don't know who to ship her with, the options are black sapphire, Dark choco, Red Velvet or Affogato Cookie
Fanart is appreciated, inspo too, please don't steal though! Reblogs are appreciated!
It's called âWhere is everyone?â by HarperTheWriter7807 on AO3 (Tumblr @buttermilk1087 ) only 14 chapters so far but I love it!
And I drew their date everything oc Vinny, a 10/11 year old jewelry box who was basically abandoned after post realization ending, basically, house owner is a dumb ass who basically neglected him and now it's a long road of recovery.
Here's how I imagined them the whole fic, it was fun doing their see though skin, I imagine a lot of stuff he wears because I couldn't find much references pics, so I took artistic liberties
And this is how I imagined his human form looks like :D
He's so adorable, I already adopted him, he's my child now đ„° I can't wait to see him interact with the Hanks or Eddie and volt
I imagine the Hanks would love him, especially Hank 5, he would act like a father figure differently, they would so take him on adventures but would make sure he was safe, Hank 2 would definitely watch extra careful.
Once Eddie finds out that Vinny has been drinking from the bar in the breaker box he would be angry, volt too, but I just think they would make sure that Vinny doesn't drink again and watch him, they definitely would act like his parents too
I have more ideas about interactions, but I don't wanna take too much space lol!
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I'm lowkey surprised that I haven't come across any Date Everything fics where Reader is lowkey objectum, especially pre-glasses era.
Imagine loving on your objects, cooing out sweet words of affection and peppering them in kisses and having dates only to get the glasses and oh would you look at that, now they can smother you in kisses back.
I legit do this, though I'm not objectum or anything like that, whenever an object of mine messes up, I sweet talk it until it works, lie if my car is messing up I like pet the dash and call it 'sweetie' until it stops messing up lol đ€Ł now I'm imagining it in the DE universe, imagine how flustered everyone would be, no talking needed after getting the glasses, they're already in love â€ïž
âsyn: It's Volt's birthday, and he has a special request for his present.
âwc: 4.2k
âcw: m/m/afab threesome, bottom volt and top eddie, fingering fucking, rimming, cunninglinus, erotic electrostimulation
ânotes: reader insert uses g/n pronouns and is not described with feminine attributes. AFAB genitalia, terms used include hole, folds, entrance, cunt and clit. e/v masterlist.
this does include dialogue and references from the final day of their route, so if you haven't finished them, i'd avoid for spoilers. there is also a few sentence description of what Volt's realization outfit looks like - they're not being realized, I just want to use the outfit, which you can see here in high res.
âsnippet:
Before you can blink, Volt's above you, hands on either side of you, and you shudder at his white hot eyes when he says, in a voice smooth as silk, âI would rather love to fuck you, my live wire.â
Okay, that wasnât too wei--
âWhile our Eddie fucks me.â
Oh, fuck.
flip the switch
âI didnât realize it was actually this big of a deal.â
Eddie cranes his head at your voice, only being able to catch a glimpse of you from his precarious angle atop the ladder. âAh, hey live wire,â he says as he turns back to his task. âGimme a minute to finish this, yeah?â
Heâs hanging a banner across the top shelf of the bar, decorated with bright, hand-painted lightning bolts and stars across the dark fabric. In a darling, cursive font, it reads, âHappy Birthday Volt!â
You look around the empty bar, see the stage adorned with balloons, the tables strewn with party hats and glitter. The Breaker Box, on any given night, is vibrant, lively, electric, but not often is it bright, with an anticipation in the air for celebration. You like it, you think, itâs different, in a way that makes you feel like a kid again.
You hear Eddie sigh, and you turn to see him lean back, survey his work. He studies the banner for a moment before calling over his shoulder, âHey babe?â
âYes?â
âIs it straight?â
âAs an arrow, Eddie.â
He huffs as he descends the ladder. âWorks for me then.â
You meet him behind the bar after he puts the ladder away, and he gives you a kiss on your cheek before he starts to fix himself a drink. âWant anything?â You nod, accept the cocktail he creates, and you lean against the bar with him. He must notice how your eyes keep flitting to the balloons, to the banner, to the white cake box that sits at the end of the bar, because he takes a long sip of his drink before saying, âIt, uh, yeah, is a pretty big deal.â
You look over at him, surprised by the shyness in his voice that you havenât heard notes of in months. âA big deal, because itâs Volt?â you ask, watching his face, see his brows furrow. âI know heâs a diva, heâs our diva, but surely he doesnât ask for something like this every year.â You pause when Eddie doesnât answer, only takes another sip. You ask, a bit incredulously, âDoes he?â
Eddie sighs, tilts his head back, his grey eyes staring holes into the bottles behind the bar. âItâs not a big deal for us.â His fingers spin the tumbler in his hand, the liquid sloshing around the glass. âItâs⊠a pretty big deal to the rest of the house. Holly,â he nods at the banner, âMitchell,â at the white box, âStefan. Winnie. Mayor Celia.â He shrugs his shoulders, shuffles his weight on his feet. âIt means a lot to them, I guess, having someone in the house that was actually⊠born.â
You blink, the connotation his words registering, aware of the silence thatâs growing between you and Eddie, but he seems to pay it no mind, taking small sips of his drinks. Your brows furrow, and you turn your body to face his, steady yourself with one hand on the bar, before you finally ask, âVoltâs⊠the only one with a birthday.â
It comes out a bit more like a statement than a question, but Eddie nods all the same. âYeah. Birthday, âsparked into existenceâ day, whatever you wanna call it.â He puts a hand out in front of him. âThere was a time before Volt.â He makes a sweeping arch with the hand. âAnd then, Volt was here.â Finally, he turns his gaze to yours, his lightning brows arched on his forehead. âThatâs as close as we can get, I guess.â
âBut what about -â
âDays they joined the house? Dates of manufacturing lots?â Eddie cocks his head, and you canât quite read the look in his grey eyes, though it almost seems amused. âThat doesnât apply to all of us.â
Us?
Your lips fall open, words stuck on your tongue, and now youâre really, really studying Eddieâs face. âEddie,â you finally manage, and his brows raise even more, expectantly. âHow old are you?â
He chuckles, softly, and raises the glasses to his lips as he asks, âHow oldâs the house?â
âI⊠donât know.â
He nods, the smallest of smirks on the corners of his lips. âThen, I donât know. Like I said, itâs not so simple for all of us. You wanna ask River how old she is? Sheâs fucking water, live wire.â
Huh, you think. Guess that was true.Â
He finishes his drink, sets it on the bar, and crosses his arms as he turns to face you. âLike I said. He and I would be more than happy to treat it like any other day. Well, maybe me more than him. But the others likeâŠâ he pauses, and you can see the wires connect in his mind as he finds the right phrase, âthey like the idea that, we could create something. Create life.â
You nod. âBut,â you ask, quietly, âcan they?â
Eddie inhales deeply, his chest rising before letting it out, heavy through his nose. His own voice is quiet now too. âI donât know that either.â
Youâve never asked about where Volt really came from, outside of the cursory explanation Eddie had given the night of the reset. That Eddie had split himself, made Volt out of necessity, their very essence comprised of something that powered both of them. âSparked into existence,â was how they always phrased it, and they never offered more than that.
âBut you did.â
Eddieâs quiet at that, but he nods. âYeah. I did.â
âHow?â
Eddie groans, and he rolls his eyes, exaggerates it, before running a hand through the coils of his hair. âI knew one day youâd ask me that. And live wire, Iâll tell you what I tell everyone else.â He points a finger at you, a sparkle in his eye. âThat I. Donât. Know.â
You blink, immediately confused, feeling the gears in your brain try to process. âWhat?â
âI donât know how I did it.â He throws his hands up in surrender before dropping them to the bar, leaning against the cold, curved wood. A small veil of something falls over his face, almost always, stoic face, making him look more⊠contemplative. Yeah, thatâs the right word, you decide. âI just⊠remember the pain. How frayed I was, a fucking dead man walking. And I thought, if I could just,â he gestures with his hands, like tearing a paper, ârip it out of me, split myself off from what was holding me back from doing my literal fucking jobâŠâ his hands turn to fists, and he studies them for a moment before dropping them. âI remember wanting, needing that with every electron inside me. And then, there was just this flash of white light. And I woke up,â he nods his head towards the back room, âto a white eyes staring at me.â
Youâre quiet, a bit unsure what to say, and waiting to see if he speaks again. You reach out to touch his arm, wanting to be near him, and he settles into your touch, grey eyes finding yours, and a soft smile on his lips.
âSorry itâs a bit anticlimactic,â he says with a small laugh. âBut Iâm not harboring any secrets on how household objects can procreate under my sleeves.â
You smile too, but it doesnât reach your eyes. You hear, in the back of your mind, something else theyâd said that night - âweâre not one thing, but weâre not two things, either.â
You turn the memory over in your mind, working out how to phrase your next question. You swallow, purse your lips, then say, âEddie, I donât want you to be freaked out by what Iâm gonna ask.â
He cocks a brow, and a corner of his mouth twitches up, and you see a flash of his canines. âAlright.â
You steel yourself for whatever answer he gives. âWhat is Volt, to you?â
Eddie licks his lips and studies your face. You see him catch your implication, and he takes a deep breath. âI can tell you what heâs not. Heâs not my brother, and heâs not my kid, if thatâs whatâs suddenly worrying you. Though your timing is a little late in asking that.â
You fight how your eyes want to roll. âBut heâs something.â
His eyes soften, and he worries his bottom lip with his teeth before saying, in perhaps the smallest voice youâve ever heard from him, âI think⊠I think heâs my soul.â He must notice how wide your eyes get, how high your brows shoot, because he adds, quickly, âMost, or part, of it, at least. I donât,â he runs a hand through hair again, tugging slightly at the frayed ends, âI donât know. But, what I feel, what we feel, itâs⊠deep. Cut from the same thing. So, thatâs my best guess.â
The look in Eddieâs eyes makes your heart swell - it threatens to rip itself out of your chest and throw itself at his feet. Itâs a look of pure, electric, love, and you, not for the first time, cannot believe that you are lucky enough to be loved by him. By both of them. Because maybe you knew, deep down, that that would be Eddieâs answer, that there was no other explanation for how they literally completed each other.Â
And what a privilege, what a wonder, that they thought you completed them.
You bring your hands up to his chest, press yourself against him, needing him, his touch, and he brings his hands to your face without a word, the two of you fitting together with ease. His thumbs run over your cheeks, hot under his touch, and he asks in a teasing voice, âDid that answer your question?â
âYes,â you admit, your voice full of more emotion than you were expecting. âI love you. I love you both, Eddie.â
He hums as he smiles. âYeah? Well, we love you too. And I didnât even have to make you in a blind fury to ease my suffering.â
You try to smack his chest, but heâs too quick, and his lips are on yours before you can retort. Heâs warm, always so warm, and you wonder if heâll truly make you melt one day.
âKissing our partner before me, live wire? On my own birthday?â
You break away at Voltâs voice, echoing in the unusually empty club, and your breath catches at the sight of him. His usual vest and wired coat have been traded for a stunning black suit, adorned with golden lightning bolts across the shoulders, and his usual copper cuffs replaced with a few gold bangles. He looks lush, expensive, gorgeous, and so fucking hot.
He chuckles at the look on your face, your slack jaw, as he steps to meet you and Eddie. âSee something you like, darling?â
âHell yes,â you say, at the same time that Eddie says, âFuck you.â
Voltâs grin is devilish, charming, electrifying. âLater, Eddie dear. We have to entertain before I can open my presents.â As he says it, his white eyes rake over your body, taking in every inch of the glam ensemble youâd thrown on for the party, and he licks his lips. âAnd I think Iâll take my time unwrapping them.â
âUh huh,â Eddie grumbles, though his eyes sparkle, and he pecks your forehead. âNow I gotta get changed, everyoneâll be here soon.â
He takes a step to leave, but Volt shoots him a teasing look as he blocks him with a hand. âAh ah, as I said, the birthday boy is lacking in kisses.â
âThe ones I give your dick this morning not count?âÂ
You canât contain your laugh as, shocked, Volt lets him pass, Eddie not even giving him a glance back. But you stop, immediately, when he turns his attention back to you, and the look on his face is both terrifying and exciting as fuck.
âFine,â he purrs. âIâll just have to get my fill from you, then.â
When Eddie comes back downstairs, he has to tear him off you, has to repeat over and over to Volt that no, just because it was his birthday, he still could not eat you out on the bar.
Youâve never seen the Breaker Box as full as it is for Voltâs party. Nearly everyone is here, packed together around the tables, sitting on the edge of the stage, primed with champagne and a charge of excitement youâve not seen them buzz with before. Volt greets them all with ease, like he was made to mingle - you wonder, actually, if he was. You help Eddie behind the bar, knowing this sort of thing isnât his forte, though he doesnât look as fatigued as you expected, even as he serves cocktail after cocktail, as Mitchell grills him on the origin of their citrus, or as Barry talks a mile a minute.Â
Mayor Celia makes a small toast, tells a story about how everyone remembers the shock (she gets laughter at that) of Voltâs arrival, and how he truly brings a warmth, an ease, to the house. You and Eddie are with him as she speaks, and after the Cheers!, he kisses you, then Eddie, to whoops and hollers, before pulling both of you onto the dance floor.
Itâs late when the crowd finally thins out, and youâre playing some incomprehensible drinking game with Parker and Rainey when Eddie announces last call. Voltâs with him behind the bar, chatting with him while he has yet another slice of cake, and your heart swells again when you glance over at them, in awe of how easy and how right everything is. Volt, ever observant, must feel you looking, and he throws a wink over at you that makes you blush.
When finally, finally, the club is empty again, the three of you are sat at the bar, your bare feet thrown over Voltâs lap, your head resting on Eddieâs shoulder. Connected. Together.
âVolt,â you say, your voice tired, and he hums as he looks up at you. âDid you have fun?â
He smiles, runs a hand over your leg. âAlways, little spark. But,â his touch creeps higher up your calf, âdonât I still have my presents to open?â
Youâre all up the stairs in a flash, a trail of your clothes on the steps, all of you a mess of hands, lips, teeth, pulling and petting and just wanting to feel each other, and itâs only because you know them so well that you can feel the difference of their skin on yours - Eddieâs, that hums like a current, and Voltâs, that buzzes with power. You melt under their hands, and suddenly, youâre on the bed, watching them kiss, watching them pull each otherâs coats off without even parting.Â
When Voltâs lips move to Eddieâs neck, Eddieâs steel eyes find yours, and he keeps your gaze as he wraps a hand in Voltâs hair and says into his ear, âHey birthday boy, you gonna tell âem what you want?â
You hear Voltâs chuckle, muffled against Eddieâs skin, before he stands back up and turns to you, his hand hanging off Eddieâs neck. âMm, I suppose I should.â
Before you can blink, heâs above you, hands on either side of you, and you shudder at his white hot eyes when he says, in a voice smooth as silk, âI would rather love to fuck you, my live wire.â
Okay, that wasnât too wei--
âWhile our Eddie fucks me.â
Oh, fuck.Â
âOh, fuuuck,â you moan, your cunt clenching at the thought, the anticipation, and you press your legs together as tight as you can. Voltâs resulting chuckle only makes it worse.Â
âDo you think we can do that for me, my darling?â He coos, dipping his head to your ear, the ends of his hair shocking your skin where it tickles your neck. âFor my birthday, hm?â
You moan again at this voice, his lips, his fucking everything, a shiver enveloping your body pinned beneath him, and it takes every ounce of your resolve to nod, to moan a, âyes, yes, please.â
Voltâs tongue licks your ear, and you throw your hands up to claw at his chest as your back arches off the bed. âVery good, little spark. How about,â another lick, another plea from your lips, âI finish what we started at the bar? While Eddie gets me ready for him?â
You nod, but then quickly whimper a yes, knowing youâd get a shock to your skin if you didnât, and he leans up, finds your waist with his hands, and pushes you up the bed. You curse when he spreads your legs, settles on his stomach, and his eyes glimmer at the sight of you, wet and aching for touch.
You see him bite his lip, and thereâs a shock to your clit as his fingers find your folds, and you hear him mutter, in a quiet voice, âHappy birthday to me,â and then you scream, because he feasts.
Your back shoots off the bed, your fingers claw at their sheets, and your ankles lock around Voltâs neck as his tongue works you, expertly, knowingly, and the warmth, the current he creates within you travels to every inch of your body. When you feel his fingers press inside you, your eyes open, needing to see him, but itâs then you notice Eddieâs dark hair at the end of the bed, settled between Voltâs legs, having a feast for himself.
You think it might be the fastest youâve ever cum, screaming their names, and you hear both of them hum as the legs shake, lightning flashing behind your eyes.
But Volt doesnât let up, doesnât slow his fingers, and you feel his breath against your throbbing clit as he pulls away, says, âletâs have another, my darling, as a present, hm?â and your throat is raw as he goes right back to giving you long, slow licks, before his tongue practically starts vibrating around you.
You hear him groan after a minute, and through heavy lids, you watch Eddie lift himself up, run his hands over Voltâs ass, before you watch his fingers slide inside, and Voltâs resulting moan sends shockwaves through your belly.Â
Eddieâs titanium eyes pin yours down, and his free hand finds the small of Voltâs back, pressing him down when he starts to arch. You know he can see the tears that are pooling at the edge of your eyes, the uncontrollable shake of your leg, and he fucking smiles - you think you hate him, hate both of them, as you feel Voltâs teeth scrape against you.
âTheyâre close, Volt,â Eddie hums, his grin showing his teeth. âYou gonna make them gush for us, birthday boy?â
Voltâs tongue finds a truly brutal pace, his fingers slipping in and out of you with quick, slick sounds, and he does just that. The lightning flashes again, stealing your breath, and your body goes slack as your orgasm rips through every electrified cell in your body.
When you blink, a moment later, Volt is above you again, peppering small kisses to your collarbones, your shoulder. He feels you stir, and white eyes dart to yours. âYou, our spark, are the most delectable birthday treat.â A kiss to your cheek. âNow, tell me. How would you like me fuck you? Like this? Or on your stomach?â
Both are equally appealing, you think, but the thought of him plowing your ass into the mattress does reignite the sparks that the orgasms threatened to drain, so you tell him, with a hoarse voice, âstomach, please.â
Youâre flipped by four hands in a flash, and your hips are being lifted, just enough for Voltâs hot, aching cock to find the right angle to your entrance, and he slips inside with ease, coating himself with your own climax as he fills you in one sweet thrust. You both gasp at the feeling, the shock of his skin against you. He steadies himself when his hands grasp your waist, and his lips kiss your shoulder blade when he moans.
You feel, a moment later, his arms quiver, and a curse hisses through his teeth, and you know that Eddie must be fulfilling his end of the deal. Volt rocks his hips into you, groans Eddieâs name, and fuck, maybe the stomach was the wrong call, because you wish you could see.
Somewhere, deep in your mind, a little voice tells you that you can, and you remember the mirror on the armoire across the room, and flip your head.
Thank the fucking stars, itâs the perfect angle.
Eddie has one hand on Voltâs waist, and the other encircles his neck, his face hungry, powerful, savoring every little sound the two of you make, and he thrusts inside of Volt, sending Volt deeper inside of you.
One day, these men would be the death of you.
You watch, transfixed, as Eddie finds his pace, languid strokes combined with harsh thrusts, each in turn making Voltâs cock throb inside you, trying as much as he can to set his own pace, but Eddieâs hold on him not allowing for such freedom.
As Eddie moves faster, Volt loses his grip on your waist, his hands falling to the mattress beside your skin, his muscles trembling with the effort to keep himself up, to keep rocking inside you. The room is filled with moans, curses, and the sounds of skin on skin, brutal, relentless, and you wish it could be this way always.
âF-fuck, Eddie, yes, more,â Voltâs usual collected voice is anything but, heâs burning, greedy, and barely hanging on to his composure, and a silent scream leaves your lips when Eddie complies, your body being thrust further and further into the mattress, and you feel drool spill from your lips on the sheets.
Shocks light up your back, and now Volt speaks to you, nearly pleading, âGive me one more, live wire, give you j-just one, fuck, more.â
And it is his birthday, after all.
Itâs Eddieâs tell-tale groans that make the spring inside you start to tighten, but itâs Voltâs whimpers, his pleas, and you feel him pump erratically inside you, that bring you to the peak once again, your walls clamping like a vice around Volt as tears from your mix mix with the puddle of drool beneath your cheek.Â
Like a tripped circuit, Volt is next - he nearly collapses above your back as he fills you, one of his hands finding your arm and holding on for dear life, and you wouldnât be surprised to find a hand-shaped burn in the morning (maybe, in fact, youâd welcome it). His whole body shudders as Eddie groans his name, how good he is, what a sweet birthday boy, until finally, he stills too, coming with Voltâs name on his lips.
When, finally, youâre free from the pile of bodies you all created, one of them (youâre not quite cognizant to register which) pulls you to their bathroom, and again, in the shower, youâre between their bodies, each of you helping to rinse off each other between quiet, slow kisses.
Clean in the bed, a new blanket over you, Volt holds you nearly atop his chest, Eddie on his side as he leans over the both of you, and your heart sings at their touches.
But, thereâs one thing on your mind.
âItâs not fair,â you say in a small voice, sleep desperately wanting to overtake you.
Volt stills his hand on your back. âWhatâs not, darling?â
âEddieâs the only one of us without a birthday.â
They glance at each other, as if it were the first time they realized it - maybe it is, in their world, Volt is the exception - before steel and white eyes find yours, and Eddie says simply, âThen pick a day.â
You raise your head, flick your eyes between them. âReally?â
âWhy not,â he says, and you see the hints of a smirk heâs trying to hide. âIf tonight was any indication, they certainly have their benefits.â
You smile, knowing without a doubt that you are the luckiest person in this house. âOkay. Um. Do you have a favorite month?â
Eddie chuckles, love and amusement both swimming in his eyes. âNot at all.â
âWell youâre a big help.â You turn to Volt, that same mixture in his eyes. âVolt, pick a month.â
âNovember.â
âWhy November?â Eddie asks.
âItâs got a V in it, of course.â He winks, and grey eyes roll.
âAlright, November⊠third,â you decide. âCuz thereâs three of us.â
Both pairs of eyes soften, their faces beaming.Â
âThen thatâs my birthday,â Eddie hums, his voice laced with devotion, adoration, pride.
Volt cups his cheek and strokes his stubble with his thumb. âI canât wait, then.â He smiles softly, looks at you both. âBecause I thoroughly enjoyed mine, my darlings.â
He kisses you both, and you settle in together, exhausted, but now, you dream of November thirds to come as well.
So Billy is 17, doesnât matter if heâs homeless or adopted, but the League or his family still donât know that he Captain Marvel.
One day, he gets caught in a summon.
The summoning turns out to be a marriage contract. Billy is now married to the eldritch ghost king. Who was also not happy.
After sending the cultist to hell, the ghost king transforms into a teenager. Danny Fenton
Huh, he could work with this. Billy transforms as well.
They start working together to find a way to break off the marriage. There isnât one. They are stuck together. And because both of them have enemies, they canât exactly tell people that theyâre married
Eventually, they learn to like each more than friends. One day, Marvel is in a meeting and someone asks him what heâs doing after work,
Marvel: oh! Iâm watching that new horror movie with my husband :))
Leaguers: âŠ.
Marvel: he was so excited to see it I couldnât say no!
Leaguers: youâre married???
Marvel: ⊠it was supposed to be a secret⊠shitâŠ
Shenanigans
- marvel is getting his butt whipped by a new villain, Danny shows up as elderitch monster (ânot my husband, bitch!â)
- JLA holiday party? Billy brings elderitch Danny
- Dani pops up:
Dani: hiya papa!!
Marvel: Dani! What are you doing here?
Dani: just stopping by to see my papa :))
Marvel: aww :))
Leaguers: awwâŠ.?
-when Billy identify is revealed;
Leaguer: I canât believe you made up a fake husband!
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squid game but it's gihuns harem competing to be the last man standing. The price: âšGIHUSSY âš
1st game: RLGL with gihun at the end of the line sitting pretty. math guy and eunji's husband's out.
2nd game: dalgona but they dont have the needle, they can only use their tongue đđŠđ jungbae đ and doeksu's out (mr kim got 1st place in this round, recruiter close second)
3rd game: mingle. they need to form teams and run in empty rooms with gihuns blow up doll based on number given. mr kim and recruiter's out (recruiter kills himself using one of the guards guns when he couldnt get hold of gihuns doll)
4th game: rope. they need to carry gihun bridal style while playing rope. junho's out đȘœnot because of his stamina but because sangwoo used dirty tactics like a SNU genius he is.. Inho mourns for his brother's demise and wants revenge..
5th and final game: squid game. finalists are sangwoo and inho. in pouring rain they have to play squid game while gihun watches from his pink throne wearing the skimpiest outfit. After a gruesome round, sangwoo falls to the ground being pinned by inho. not wanting to be killed by inho, he killed himself đ rip cho sangwoo the snu genius đ€
and the winner of Squid Game: Gihussy is.....đ„
HWANG INHO đđ»đđ»đđ»
inho carries his prize bridal style out of the island...ready to impregnate gihun..(actually gihuns pregnant during the game..they secretly did it in the bathroom)
anon, you have blessed my eyes with this đđ
just 10 out of 10, no notes.... babe, u should have written the actual show!!! đ
love the concept of mr kim winning dalgona for some reason and the salesman killing himself over the blowup doll? iconic! and eunji's husband being there and getting eliminated on the first game, that's what he gets for being a cheater
and gihun watching the final game from his pink throne, oh anon your mind!!! the skimpiest outfit in question is just booty shorts that say "juicy" on the ass
In my humble opinion, the Gi-hussy would make In-ho better, Sangwoo better, the Salesman worse and Jun-ho worse.
In-ho would get the Gi-hussy and itâd turn his life around. He fucks Gi-hun in the limo after the first game and after that he canât stop thinking about Gi-hun coming home to him with a smile on his face. In-ho would realize that if he wants the Gi-hussy, freely given, that he has to turn himself around and canât keep being evil. Like yeah he could kidnap Gi-hun and try to Stockholm syndrome that bitch but it just sounds tiring and inconvenient. So he learns how to garden and gets a normal job and also kills all the VIPS. Heâd drag the games to the ground just to present its carcass to Gi-hun like a loving cat, waiting for a treat
Sangwoo and Gi-hun end up fucking after they escape the games post red light green light. Sangwoo was originally like âoh Iâm gonna kill myselfâ but Gi-hunâs pussy was so good it made him start going to therapy. Gi-hun goes back to the games, Sangwoo doesnât. When Gi-hun escapes, heâs still traumatized, but Sangwoo is there to take care of him. Gi-hun feels bad bc he sort of feels like heâs taking advantage of Sangwooâs kindness, but Sangwoo feels like he owes Gi-hun because his pussy made him want to live again. Whenever life feels too hard Sangwoo shoves his face between Gi-hunâs legs
The Salesman would get worse. Itâs a âif you give a mouse a cookieâ type of situation. If you give the Salesman the Gi-hussy, heâs never leaving that man alone ever. Heâs a desperate dog, and heâd focus all his obsessive energy onto Gi-hun. Heâd stalk him like the fucking creep he is. At least heâs putting his energy towards trying to get coochie instead of bullying the homeless, but itâs hardly any better because heâs freaking Gi-hun out. The Salesman is all but begging Gi-hun to let him hit and itâs pathetic and awkward
Jun-ho gets worse because after fucking the Gi-hussy raw he realizes that he cannot let Gi-hun get his ass beat by the games and he has to protect him. He wouldnât become evil but heâd get worse as he tries harder and harder to keep Gi-hun safe from the games, from his brother, from everyone. I think heâd get a bit possessive of Gi-hun, too. Not creepily so, buuut kind of. When Jun-ho tells mercenary leader Kim about how good the Gi-hussy is, Kim doesnât believe him. Jun-ho tells him to at least try it, and after fucking Gi-hun Kim is like âI understand it nowâ and joins Jun-ho in protecting Gi-hun.
Personally I think the Gi-hussy isnât inherently bad or good it alters a person based on what theyâd do for a second hit
me after reading this
anon, how does it feel to be the only person who has ever had a correct opinion??