I need some pregnant buck 😪

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

buck says "i love you" to tommy once and tommy absentmindedly answers "i love you more" and buck's face drops and he spends the next 48 hours spinning out about what made tommy think buck loves him less than he loves buck

he's on shift with a piece of paper in his pocket that he pulls out to add to his list of possibilities (or maybe it is cumulative?) things like "i sometimes forget to separate our recycling" and "i didn't give him my jacket the other day when it got windy"

he goes home and he's rambling already when tommy opens the door with "it's not my fault that you want to wear those slutty tank tops when you know we're in the windy season, tommy. i didn't think you wanted my jacket and really, who says recycling's not a myth" tommy ofc is like "what the fuck are you talking about, beloved"

hey. does anyone remember tommy kinard?

Radical concept but have we considered sometimes men just fucking hate women and want them subservient and it isn’t a sign they’re secretly gay?

The funny thing about "I'm glad I can separate the character from the actor" is that the character fucking sucks too.