I don’t know if that’s meant in a metaphorical way as in, “their insults have no bite” or a literal sense as in “someone was talking shit so he got his fucking teeth knocked out” but I like it either way

There’s NOTHING wrong with still living with your parent(s). Whether you’re in school, dropped out or graduated. Please take your time, especially if you’re not being pressured to move out. This is your time to really build a solid plan, save money and be sure you won’t have to return once you’re ready to move out. Do not let anyone pressure you because you’re in your 20s and still at home. It’s no joke out here. Believe me. Take your time baby.

ethan hawke didnt have to play todd to look so in love with neil perry at any moment but he did that for us

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.

my whole personality is nostalgia , actually,

frankly speaking i think kids doing the fortnite dances at any given opportunity in public is genuinely hilarious and im glad they’re having a good time anyone who complains because someone is enjoying themself in a completely harmless way like that and not inconveniencing anyone just hates fun

Some dudes go across the world and murder a bunch of innocent people that have nothing to do with us and then come back into our places of business and are like “give me a discount on that subway sandwich”

I regret posting this so much

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”