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Limit here, bringin’ ya even more shit-posts and occasional fun (painful) threads through the eyes of my children.  I’ve never done one of these smaller promos, but if ya don’t mind, do me a favor and like/reblog  if you have any interest in writing with a BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW Peter Parker / Spider-Man.

Limit here, bringin’ ya even more shit-posts and occasional fun (painful) threads through the eyes of my children.  I’ve never done one of these smaller promos, but if ya don’t mind, do me a favor and like/reblog  if you have any interest in writing with a BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW Peter Parker / Spider-Man.

Limit here, bringin’ ya even more shit-posts and occasional fun (painful) threads through the eyes of my children.  I’ve never done one of these smaller promos, but if ya don’t mind, do me a favor and like/reblog  if you have any interest in writing with a BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW Peter Parker / Spider-Man.

alternatively send ’ 👅+ reverse ’ for my muse to give your muse a hickey.

⊗ || “So if you’re a vampire—do you like… like… twinkle in the sunshine or something?”

“ ...  So if you’re like...  Jello...  Does that make you a blueberry flavor, then? ”