One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

When you think overwork is going to give you the easy and fun symptoms like “oh no too sleepy” and then your body is like no fuck you time for Every Pain.

something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

I wish Tumblr had a “reverse chronological order” function for a blog so I could see what I was about back in 2015. But only for me. The relationship between you and your teenage self should be a confessional situation

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

truly i would die so fast if vampires were real because i’d start getting lightheaded to the point of danger while they’re feeding and just be like “well they are clearly very hungry and who am i to deny them a meal. everyone deserves that. Also this is so intimate and beautiful” and then i’d just fucking die because they drained me dry. such is the way of things

like. yayyyyyyy i made you a meal. ^_^ the meal just happened to be me. and you licked the plate clean. which means it was good and you are sated. yaaaaayyyyyyyy

sometimes the weird guy that appear is you

Idc bout that hoe

who up experiencing divine madness

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy