You’ve heard of plant-based non vegans, now get ready for
non plant-based vegans!
- eat your toe and finger nails - drink your tears - munch on your hair (pro tip: ask your hairdresser for take aways) - ask for more saliva while kissing - the next time someone spits in public, ask for your fair share! - eat boogers (vitamin source in winter! look in trash cans for the best harvest) - suck on your socks after heavy sweating - caugh and sneeze in beverages, even enhances water! - drink your or your partners excess breast milk (fennel increases production) - have a teen or are a teen? scrape that pimple puss off the bathroom mirror and use as delicious dip! - dead skin is even better than nutritional yeast, dandruff is extra spicy! - earwaxy q-tips are amazing lollipops - swallow sperm, duh - use smegma as a cheesy spread - recycle used tampons as tea bags (dont break veg, edward!) - alternatively drink from menstrual cups - try taking golden showers more often - need more fiber? eat poop! tastes great in a smoothy and is incredibly useful in baking
I love Crunchy Scabs!
a nice afternoon pick me up for non plant based vegans


















