live a life you will remember

When a program fails and Windows says its ’ Checking for a solution’ I’ve never seen it actually find one.

I wish saying “Sorry, I’ve been depressed the past couple of days, but I’m ok now.” was as socially acceptable as “Sorry, I’ve been really sick the past couple of days, but I’m ok now.”

"My card isn't working" "Oh it's just because you need to-" "IT WORKED AT THE OTHER STORE TEN MINUTES AGO SO IT'S YOUR MACHINE NOT MY CARD AND YOU NEED TO FIX IT" no you're just fucking stupid and are tapping to quickly/inserting your card backwards/hitting the wrong button and refuse to listen to me trying to help you

This is cute ❤️

Even though I have a smart phone I still make a paper list when I go grocery shopping.

I always look both ways before crossing a 1 way street I guess I dont have much faith in humanity

some of the saddest phrases in the English language: - but you promised - ive never told anyone - i can’t do it - i tried - i trusted you - why did you do this to me - why am i not good enough - it still hurts - i can’t keep pretending