Stay Frosty

tiny cats in tiny hats

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

It’s not Gucci, it’s Goblin, baby!

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

“now you’ve fucking done it the clown” never fails to slay me in one hit,

frogs r like (๑ Θ ◡ Θ ๑)

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave

the f in frog stands for friendship

the r in frog stands for respect

the o in frog stands for optimism

the g in frog stands for green

my heart is on 2%…