魏婴

listening to music in public is so hard because i feel it in my entire body and i’m supposed to pretend i’m just chilling

Hate when duolingo gives you those questions where you have to choose the "logical" response in a conversation. Maybe I wanted to respond to someone's pregnancy news by saying I like to give orange juice to mice. You don't know what kind of conversations I have.

“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that

i am just an animal why am i doing all this