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Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

"You know what's harder than Getting Better? Living Like That" is just the thesis for my whole shit going on right now honestly. You know what's harder than doing my physical therapy? Hurting All The Time. You know what's harder than addressing my gender dysphoria? Hurting All The Time

I'm Doing The Hard Thing and it's *easier* than how I was living before. If you make yourself feel better you will have more energy to spend on Getting Better. Nice inch nails - the upward spiral. Crawl out of your grave Thursday

okay well the thing is You’re a spark in the dark and my clothes all caught aflame you should feel how i feel when somebody says your name on im a car speeding down the boulevard without a break and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say im a heart made of wax and im melting in the sun im a thread on your shirt that is coming undone i feel right i feel wrong i feel totally insane and i want you more than any stupid song could ever say…….

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

i would say theres honestly nothing you can do

Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

U will suggest something like stop relying on ai. Dont treat clothing as disposable. Stop buying things from Amazon. And your fellow landfillcore Americans will say: If I have to think about how my actions affect other people, I will die. Is that what you want? You want me to die?

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to