Discarding and Discovering

She looks so uncomfortable right now

*goes to bed listening to the ramones* *wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

*goes to bed listening to Led Zeppelin* *wakes up with the sexiest hair ever*

*goes to the bed listening to Red hot chili peppers* *wakes up wearing only a sock*

*Goes to bed listening to Megadeth* *Wakes up dead*

*goes to bed listening to The Rolling Stones* *wakes up strung out in an hourly motel*

*Goes to bed listening to Janis Joplin* *Wakes up in Woodstock with no bra, and no memory*

*goes to bed listening to Guns N’ Roses* *doesn’t wake up because hey you caught me in a coma and I don’t think I wanna ever come back to this world again*

*goes to bed listening to Foo Fighters* *wakes up in a truck stop naked,wet and wearing a fake beard*

*goes to bed listening to Aerosmith* *wakes up cryin’*

*goes to bed listening to Bon Jovi* *wakes up on a bed of roses*

*goes to bed listening to Skid Row* *wakes up frozen*

*goes to bed listening to Alice In Chains* *wakes up a big ol pile of them bones*

*goes to bed listening to Soundgarden* *wakes up in a room a thousand years wide*

anyways….wake me up inside

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

why is that so fuckin funny

this is awesome

I wish ppl would react like this

Every. Single. Night.