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Mike Wheeler would be the type of husband and dad to say no to getting a pet for years and then finally reluctantly giving up and allowing a pet only for him to be the one who gets the most attached to the pet

Mary with her insanely detailed acrylic nails + Peter who’s nails are constantly bitten down and bleeding

mary forcing peter to join her weekly pedicure sessions and teaching him how to do his own nails and peter wearing nail polish because it helps him stop the biting and sirius noticing and being INCREDIBLY offended that peter didn’t go to him for nailcare first send post

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

Evan Rosier

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

Leaving aside that that isn’t how spiders or giving birth works, that’s also not how math works.  You can’t just guess gestational time based on the mass of the babies or extrapolate a linear relationship based on a single data point.  On average, a spider egg will hatch in 2-3 weeks.  But it does depend on the species.  For instance, yellow garden spiders create an egg sac in the late summer that will survive all through the winter, and then hatch spiderlings in the spring, and each egg sack will contain 300-1400 eggs.   So don’t worry, you don’t have to replace the spider you killed.  They are *very good* at replacing themselves, and do not require your assistance with that task.  

Idk, that sounds fake, I'm just gonna go birth a spider, I have 8 seconds to kill. It's not like it's hard

imagine if this was peter and voldemort couldn't get the info out of him because his little rat brain had literally forgotten it. genius move

goodbye straight people

i may not be a woman but i'll always be a feminist.