viktor!! 🔥🔥🗣🗣

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

Reblogging for the last one.

#character 1 is a white woman #character 2 is a white man #character 3 is a poc

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends