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Texts From Superheroes

Stormtroopers In A DeLorean

Look at that. That’s obviously the core of the Death Star. Any second now, the Millennium Falcon’s going to come roaring through there to turn that fucker into an unrealistically fiery space explosion, and all the Ewoks will be so, so happy.

Actually, that’s a shot taken not so long ago in a galaxy … well, right about here. It turns out that the mountains of industrial waste created by the former Soviet Union have resulted in an underground explorer culture, and thanks to a handy Russian law stating that it’s not trespassing so long as there’s an open door or a busted gate, right now hundreds of Russians are rummaging through poisonous Soviet rust piles in hopes of snagging some truly prime Abandoned Porn. At the forefront of this movement is Lana Sator, who documents her adventures on her LiveJournal account. (Yes, people still use LiveJournal – mostly in Russia.)

Why yes… yes i do

The Punisher Vol 4 #3 by Ennis and Dillon